"Ten million chicks madly in love with him, and he's gonna marry an old man."

"There's a message for you on the pigeon."

"Now repeat after me - Goo, goo, ga, ga...."

"What a groovy looking chick! Look at those sideburns, that body!"

"Don't you go talkin to no strangers after midnight!

"Play magic fingers!"

"You are the dummy, dummy!"

"The fish eat my furniture."

"Defending my honor, isn't that groovy? A bunch of long-hair weirdo's and some vicious people."

"Well, we've done it again folks, another rung up the neverending ladder of success."

"When it rains, you will get wet if you live in a parking lot."

"Save the Texas Prairie Chicken!"

"What I think is what I am."

"See that ya do."

"The power is inside of you, Nobody can give it to you....and nobody can take it away."

"For every bright light, there's a broken heart."

"You're the only one qualified."

"With my paranoia, I need this kind of abuse."

"Well, dumbass me."

"We'll choose fingers for it."

"My clothing is radioactive."

"The wind is in the buffalo."

"Looks like we need a new gavel!"

"Would somebody get the door...the...d-d-door!"

"Eventualities eventually eventuate."

"In the final analysis, love is power. That's where the power's at."

"Well that wraps up another laugh riot."

"I get it, he gives us the pill and we believe Elemer came back from the dead. We also see pretty colors and people climbing up the walls. Boy. I bet ya it does alot of things!"

"And this is the third dimention, which is normal, well monkees normal."

"You're ugly, you're an ugly person, ugly, ugly, Ooo are you ugly, and nobody likes you, least of all me. Take that!"

"Endings are always hard."

Nez: "Promise me one thing."
Female character: "Anything as long as it hurts!"

"And I thought to myself, why am I watching this when I could be out cleaning garbage cans?"

"Yeah, well that's groovy, I always wanted to play a gig in a prairie dog bowl."

"You know, somehow, I really think we're in a bind."

"But how many of your gang, in fact, can lay eggs?"

"I didn't realize it was so late."

"You know what?, we'll witness at anything. Man, we'll be the best witnesses you ever had, boy!"

"You tell 'em tiny!"

"Hey, we've been robbed!"

"That's right baby, and fish can swim."

"I'm 24 years old, and still just as spry as a chicken."

"Don't now, now really, everybody cool it, cause I won't be able to get through this!.

"Hey, that's a groovy button, what does it say?" the "Texas Prairie Chicken"

"Shut up, or I'll have you paved!"

"Hey town crier baby! what's happin'n?"

"Wait a minute, would you please? There's no reason to go fightin' like that for crin' out loud!"

"Well that's kind of a drag isn't it?"

"It is in my opinion that the people are intending........"

"Boy you really know how to pick the emotional types."

"No sweat"

"Hey buddy! good to hear from ya!"

"You better get me out of the mud or your in big trouble!"

"Does the chimpanzee in your waterbed fizz too loud at night?"

"Don't do that."

"Wow, your all heart."

"Here I am... Mummy Man!!!"

"Due to lack of interest, tomorrow was cancelled."

"If you love music, man, you can play music. All it takes is love. Baby, love is power."

"One things about blondes, they sure don't care."

"Behind every dark cloud there's usually rain."

"Your the only fool I know deserves that kind of luck."

"Great, now we got a super-hippie on our hands."

"See that you do."

"He'll never make it through this intense bombardment, nobody could."

"The d-d-door."

"You are the dummy, dummy."

"First we’ll escape - then we’ll play baseball!"

"How about them apples!"

"With my paranoia I need this abuse."

"Your evil!"

"What heart?"

"I will honor your spine with a walk across it, down peasant."

"Let's awa...let's awa.....let's away."

"Yes, I'm hip."

"Save the Texas Prairie Chicken."

"Now that's a groovy thought'"

"When they come back pretend that everything is ga-roovy."

"Don't object so much, you'll live longer."

"Oh, merciful heavens."

"You see this man over there...? He talks to popsicles."

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