-Are you un-naturally attracked to woolhats, do you feel pulled toward green ones with buttons?
-Do you often break into a Texan accent without warning or explanation?
-Have you ever campained for equal rights to be bestoed upon Texas Prarie Chickens?
-Do you stutter on occasion just because you can?
-Have you ever lost a game of Strip Poker with Mr. Scnieder?
-Do your friends tell you that you insisted they call you Mr. Woolhat when you're drunk?
-Do you break into hysterical fits when Mike Nesmith is referred to as Nesbaum, Nesbitt, or Nesmar, and scream "For Pete's sake, it's N-E-S-M-I-T-H dammit, Nesmith!"?

If you've answered yes to three or more of these questions, you may have Mike Fever! Please conult your doctor for an official diagnosis.

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