The Los Angelos Panther Prophesizes. . .
"The British are coming! The British are coming! ... Over to my house for a party night..."
"Yeah, right, sandwiches, yeah...."
"Jump up and down three times, roll a head of cabbage and giggle!"
"And the kids all started shouting 'No, no, piss off'"
"Not bad for a long-haired weirdo, eh America?"
"Sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to you, sock it to everybody! Sock it to me!"
"He didn't mean any harm. What violence? He's just a typical psycopathic killer."
"Anything I take apart, I can put back together. Now, do you have any needle and thread? Uh, how about some glue? Do you have some clay? What about a bandaid?"
"We cover the unders, and when we're under the covers the BVD is known as the underwear."
"I love you twice as much on Fridays because I want the weekends off!"
"I don't wanna be a chicken, I don't wanna be a chicken, I don't wanna be a chicken, Ward, I don't wanna be a chicken."
"With a little more ego, he can be president."
"I'm The 23 hour doorman. I use to be the 24 hour doorman, but I couldn't take the long hours."
"A minute and 12 seconds. That's a new meeting record!"
"No, no, no. You find the cookie. Get the Monkee, then cook the cookie."
"I didn't say we made money. I said we sing."
"No, no. It's a chant I learned when I sent in a cereal box top."
"I can't stand to see a grown bush cry!"
"Hey, you got some friends, Pete! Bring them over sometime!"
"My mommy won't let me play with toys that burn, bash, scratch or go boom."
"Hey, that's pretty good! Can you say she sells sea shells by the sea shore?"
"Uh, Peter we're going to try and scare you, so don't be scared."
"I'm not acting strange. I'm acting completely normal. There's nothing strange about me."
"Age only matters unless your cheese."
"Shut up! No, you shut up. No, you shut up! You, you, you, you, you shut up, you! Alright, I will."
"Look at that rock, it's a fake rock. Look at that tree, it's a fake tree. Look at that girl, oh yeah."
"Don't worry, nothing will happen to me. 'Cause I'm a mean little girl."
"Little joke, 'bout that big."
"'Cause I'm a mean little girl.
"You do and I'll be sorry."
"Love is the ultimate trip."
"For me??!!"
"I myself am deeply jealous."
"Don't make waves."
"Isn't that dumb."
"I don't like it paint it red."
"Pschaw!!!"
"Please, no morals."
"S'alright, S'alright, Ahhhh ohhhh ahhh, Oh he's dead, he's dead."
"Ohhh, even scarier."
"Have you ever been to Palm Beach? Is it nice? Have you ever been to jail?"
"I'm turning into a savage beast. Now, I roam the countryside in search of victims for my horrible crime. The bird, the bird, don't go away, into the countryside. We must fly away!!!"
"Whoa, hey, camera. Hi camera!!!"
"They also have insufferable tortures here on Earth. Whenever a pussycat cries they tear off its head, then they hollar in its ear, then they put the head back on the body I don't know how it manages to stay alive."
"Don't tear off that cat's head again, I can't take it!"
"Hold my hand, it gives me a feeling of security."
"Who said our means have to be visible."
"My favorite color is invisible."
"Captain Hornblower, man, groovy, sock it to me, yeah...."
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