-Do you often say "Ah, so you're the dirty rat who killed my brother." when you're introduced to new people?
-Do you like to mutter strange words in odd accents for no apparent cause?
-Do you ever go into a trance, take your living room rug, cut a hole in the center and come to conciousness showing off your new 'poncho'?
-Have you ever used two sticks and an upside down, broken junkyard bathtub to attempt to play out 'Randy Scouse Git'?
-Have you ever stayed up all night curling your hair and then insisted everyone call you 'Mick' the next morning?
-When filling out official papers do you scribble on 'Alias Micky Dolenz' after your name when no one's looking?
-Have you ever attempted to form a band called 'The Braddocks' but found the band name was already taken (by yours truely, THANK YOU VERY MUCH! So don't steal it!)

If you've answered yes to three or more of these questions, you may have Micky Fever! Please consult your doctor for an official diagnosis.

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