"You're pretty tough with a fist in your hand!" ~Davy
"You must be joking!" ~Davy
"Why not take litt'l met'l bott'l tops and nail them to your living room floor. It gives you the impression that you are walking upon litt'l... met'l... bott'l tops!" ~Davy
Mike: "Gee, ya know, I never realized you could get so hungry saving your country."
Davy: Up, up and AWAAAYYY...!
Davy: I always wondered what all the noise was at our house! It was me three sisters learning how to walk!
Davy: One more remark like that and I'll hit you with me purse!
Pinter: Gentlemen, take a seat.
Davy: Ya know he hasn't said a thing in 12 hours?
Daughter: I think you spell "monkey" with a "y."
Davy: Smells like Liverpool to me!
Micky: How come I'm all clean and you're all dirty?
Davy: Your eyes are like cupcakes floating in a sea of sour cream.
Davy: Everything's okay, but when you gotta go, you gotta go!
Davy: I always call my shoes "he" and "she". That way I don't get them mixed up.
"Don't do that!" ~everyone
Mike: Davy.. Davy? He's been...
"Isn't that dumb?" ~All the Monkees
"BLECK!" ~ All the Monkees
Peter: Yeh, but this isn't a very good place to snoop. I'm going to the playground to snoop!
Davy: Ya know, one hour after you eat at a Chinese resturant.. you disappear!!
Peter: SHAZAM!!
Davy: Way down upon the Swanee River, far far awaaaayyy...
Davy: Nyaaaaayayayaya!!!!!!
Peter: Golden greecian goblets guarantee graves!
Mike: KIIILLLLL!! KIIILLL!!
Mike: Save the Texas Prairie Chicken!
Davy: I have beads and I'm not a hippie. Charlie gave me these.
Mike: The house is burning!... People are starving!... There is no fruit!
Davy: Gonna build a mountain with a little rope, gonna need an onion and a little soap. Gonna build a MOUNTAIIINNN!!!
Mike: Hi, I'm Michael Nesmith and on my left is the charming and delightful *makes a face*.. David Jones
Micky: "Idon'twannabeachicken, Idon'twannabeachicken..."
Micky: "I can't think with this bulb hanging over my head!"
Micky: "And thus will it always end for men who use their knowledge of medicine for evil and badness!"
Micky: "Will the real David Jones please stand up?"
Mike: "With my paranoia, I need this abuse."
Mike: "We're gonna be goin' to our mailbag now, with a letter here from Mr. Leonard T. Kretchlow. *ahem* Every morning I get up about seven-thirty and wander out into the yard. There I notice that several of my chickens, which are now laying on the ground, cold and stiff with their feet in the air. Could you tell me possibly what is wrong with them?"
Micky: "Pshaw!"
Mr. & Mrs. Ace: "Are you still paying tribute to Ringo Starr?"
Micky: "I don't like it! Paint it red!"
Peter: "Who turned on the dark?"
Unknown: "When you did the show pilot, did you think you were going to be as big as you were?"
Unknown: "Peter and Micky-what have each of you found most rewarding over the years about being in The Monkees?"
"... Lick my.. Finger?" - Micky Dolenz
" Badges? We don't need no stinking Badges!" - Micky Dolenz
These were sent to us by Purple Lemon:
Davy: "I come from England and I'm hungry."
Mike: What is this up and away thing?
D: I wanna fly, man, fly!
M: FLY!? Why you gonna fly, man? The resturant's a half a block!
D: Oh, is it?
M: Yeah!
D: We better walk then, haven't we?
M: We might as well walk.
Mike (to Micky): Why don't you take two? They're small!
Mike: That's it! In 12 hours he forgot how to talk! I mean anybody can forget how to talk in 12 hours.
Peter: Well then its simple! All we have to do is teach him to talk.
Davy: How?
Mike: What did you say?!
Davy: HOW!?
Davy: Oh really? I always thought you spelled it with 2 E's!
Davy: Don't you mean how come you're all dirty and I'm all clean?
Micky: Yeh!
Davy: Well, you see, you're always on about me being litt'l teeny tiny weeny litt'l David, you see?
Micky: Ohay...
Micky: DAVVVVYYYYY!?!?!?!? DAVVVYYY!??!?!
Mike and Micky: DAVY! AHHHHWAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
Davy: 'Ey, 'ey, 'ey.. what's a matter?
Mike and Micky: It's DAAVVVYYY! DAVID JONNEEESSS!!! WAAAHHHHH!!
Davy: OH NO! WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Davy: What've you done to Mike?!
Micky: I don't know.. he's usually not that deep...
Peter: You are too a hippie!
Davy: Okay I am... don't hit me with a stick!
Davy: Thank you.
Mike: No sweat
Davy: *does a double take* And on my left is the charming and delightful Peter Tork!
Peter: And on my charming and delightful is the left moderator.. Micky Dolenz!
Micky: Thank you my charming panel.
These were sent to us by Soggee:
Mike: "Come, my trusty cohorts! Let us to the Monkeemobile! Away!"
Group: "Away!!"
Davy: "I am standing up."
Micky: "Mr. Kretchlow? Mr. Kretchlow, your chickens are DEAD."
Micky: "Would you like a pinch in the mouth?"
Ace: "I'll think about it."
Micky: "Don't hurt yourself."
Micky: "I was always six feet tall."
Peter: "Micky."
Micky: "Peter."
Both: "And girls."
These were sent to us by Jessica:
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