The Short Superhero Has His Say . . .
"Feed the chickens to the cows..."
"You can't lock me up like an animal! I know why he's doing it - it's because I'm short."
"If you put the Monkees off the air, I'll never eat my vegetables again!"
"Hello, this is David Armstrong Jones. I'm from the British BBC. That stands for 'Better Be Clean'."
"Some ca' came up and asked do we wanna shoo' a movie, we said yeah, we'll shoo' a movie, so we sho' a movie!"
"I'm a little high."
"It's not about age, it's about life."
"Thank you very much, can I have a cookie."
"Hark! I hear a knock upon yon door."
"That's true, I know."
"You guys must be out of your birds."
"No, I'm Ethal Merman!"
"It's cause I'm short I know."
"Wow, that is not bad."
"Well, it's really annoying."
"I make a terrible sound."
"Holy Frog's Legs that really makes me mad!"
"You must be joking!"
"I am standing up."
"Hey, you ain’t got no wings, you chicken."
"I am putting the sandwich in my mouth. I am biting the sandwich."
"What do you think this is, chopped liver?"
"Au contraire? He’s crazy. They’re all crazy. Better not mess with me, though."
"You’re not my real mother."
"Course it does, he said, “What would Christian’s reaction be,” and I said, “Same as a Jew, I should s’pose.”"
"If you take the Monkees off the air, I’ll hold my breath till my face turns blue."
"Oh please not the gallows don't hang me please don't hang me!"
"I'd like a glass of cold gravy with a hair in it, please."
"One more remark like that and I’ll hit you with me purse."
"It's not how you play the game it's if you win or loose."
"Your a nail biter, yea your a nail biter and your mother never loved you!"
"Go toe... Sock it to me, baby!"
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