NICK:
" Live life to the max for the future is scarce-if mandy gets her way!"
" You play with fire.... U GET BURNED??!!??"
" I think therefore I am, I think?"
" A drop of ink may make a million think, whats ink?"
" A conclusion is simply the place where u got tired of thinking. I also like to call it an introduction"
" Dont ask me too many questions, I dont know the answers!"
" Work hard. Since Mandy's on welfare she depends on you"
AJ:
" 1 tequilla, 2 tequilla, 3 tequilla, floor."
" A man who lives in a glass house should change in the basement, a girl who lives in a glass house should tell me where she lives!"
" Men think about sex once every 7 seconds, but I up the average!"
" Actions speak louder than words..... But screaming my name helps!!"
BRIAN:
" May god be with you ... but hes with me."
" The more teenys I meet, the more I like Tyke."
HOWIE:
" Everyones entitled to wink, but I abuse the privilege."
" Great works are achieved, not by strength, but by hair gel"
" Love, Peace, and my Hairgrease!"
KEVIN:
" The older you get the wiser you get, except for Nick."
" A bird in the hand isn't worth as much as one nestin in my eyebrows!!!"
" The hair I lose on my head grows back on my eyebrows"