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The obligatory smattering of unrelated pics!
Complete with witty and sarcastic commentary by a slightly warped cross-dresser...me.
Yup, in platform heels, I'm nearly as tall as a door..
For those of you who may not have beleived I was really this tall...
Who took my chair?
My audition for the next L.L. Bean catalog...or was it Land's End?  I get so many offers, its hard to keep them straight! My friend Rhonda said I looked like a cleaning woman in this outfit.
I bought this jersey strictly for the logo...
OK, big, huge story time...in 2 parts.
One of my first times out to a club, I met this gorgeous TG showgirl named Monique Starr, who between shows had changed into an outfit similar to this.  For a year, I couldn't get that look out of my head, and I finally found a big hockey jersey I could afford.  So on this particular day, I put it all together, and when I stepped in front of the mirror, I literally jumped up and down, I was so excited! Its feminine, slightly butch, very casual, and totally cool.  A big smooch to all you Coyotes fans out there...and to Monique, too!
But what am I doing in a room full of lingerie?  I dropped in to visit one of the best lingerie stores in all the world.  Its a lovely boutique just north of downtown Dayton called Suggestive Somethings, and its the best place for teddies, bras, panties, bustiers, hosiery, heels, etc. that I've ever found.  I've also referenced them on my "Dayton Shopping Page". If you happen to be in Dayton, you absolutely MUST stop in! 
You got a thing for chicks in leather, I see..
Who are you callin' a CLEANING WOMAN?!
Git yer damn cursor off my butt...
I'm a huge fan of The Beatles...
Even lesbians love tall chicks...
Admit it, these are the coolest damn boots you've ever seen, and I look FABULOUS in them!!  Well, you don't HAVE to admit it...but then again, I don't care what you think, because I LOVE them.
Me and a new lesbian friend in the girl's room at Celebrity!  I have no idea who she is, but she obviously has a thing for tall chicks.  Look closely...I'm sorta leaning down, she's up on her toes, and stretching her neck as far as she can...and she's still almost a foot shorter than me.  I really do love being an Amazon.
"I swear, he said he was the man from Nantucket..."
My new friend, Debra, and I discuss something terribly profound and important during an outing to the clubs of Cleveland in October 2000.  It might have been about the socio-political aspects of the Boer War...or it might have been about shoes...I can't remember.
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