This drink is a solo project created by chris...its....well.......kinda scary
PS: i made this soup when i was really tired and hungry and didnt have much to eat.
Well this is more of a stew of stuff that seemed good when it was made and even when it was eaten.....er drinken.....er.....um ah hell, its called pain for a reason.
Among the dorms of the University of Delaware there is 208 Pencader B. I have since left this room and moved onto bigger and badder things but that has little to do with this story. When i was really hungry and confused and such...i was hankeren for somethen to eat. Unfortunatly i had little to eat then stolen dining hall noodles (a ramen knock off) and some bullion cubes. I decided to make some "Ghetto soup" but what i ended up getting was much worse, and kinda reminded me of stone soup of pain, hense the name. I threw all of the noodles and water and such into an old WWII helmet that i lined with foil rap. I heated it over a sterno thing that had also been ganked from the dining hall. my roomate asked if i wanted anything to throw in and i dicided that i would take what he would give. Well he gave me some random toppings from 3 day old pizza, 2 day old chinese, and random stuff stolen from the dining hall. The stewing of this drew some attenton, partly because of the incredablly werid smell coming from the front of pencader, also because i was stewing out on the sidewalk for fear that i might burn down the place. Well random people from the bulding kept bringing things for me to throw in. The most unsusaly was the 12 oz of "cheap as all hell" vodika. After this stewed for.....well i was no good with time by this point but it seemed like forever, i took a big man spoon and ate it straight from the helemet.....it was suprizingly good...untill i saw it agian
This is the original death drink. Created by both Chris and Ben at Black belt camp. Written By Chris.
::STORY::
I had brought some red gatorade with me to camp, but all of you know ANY gatorade tastes like pee and food dye. So, we had an idea. MIX some red kool-ade mix into it. This created a rather bitter mix that killed all flies that landed near it. To take the edge off we added about 10 packets of sugar to the drink. This created a drink that would make Droopy Dog into the early Daffy Duck.
::Ingredients::
1. 64 oz or less of Red Gatorade
2. 5 packets of unsweetend Kool-ade
3. 10 to 15 packets of sugar (like coffee sugar packets)
::Instructions::
Mix all of the stuff and drink
(This recipe was written by Ben.)
This is actually the third Death Drink. Yeah, okay, the second one wasn't put in yet, so shut your freakin' trap, you jerk-a**ed puke. This horrid beast is probably one of the best things for a cold, yet it goes down about as easy as a sober nun. There isn't much of a story, aside from whim, money, and presence inside a grocery store. We at Ben and Chris' Groove Thang encourage our readers to send in their recipies, so that we might post them on here. Don't worry, you'll get the proper recognition.
::Ingredients::
1. A 32 oz. bottle of Sunny D, pansy little orange flavor. (be creative. No one will kill you.)
2. A 6 oz. container of Lemonade concentrate (Let it thaw).
3. 2 lemonade packets and 2 orange packets of Kool-Aid.
4. A spot of grape juice and one of plain old orange juice.
You may get some residual powder on the bottom. Don't worry about it, since it passes the point of solubility. Also, much of the brain-frying effect wears off after an hour of refridgeration. Some of you little dweebs might find this to be advantageous, but if you're one of these people, then why in the heck are you reading these recipes?
::Instructions::
SAME AS ABOVE YOU DOPE!!!!!!!
Addendum:
This turns into wine after a certain period of time. Chris's mom had some and made us pour it out after finding out we made it. Drink it quickly, if you wanna be within the legal boundaries.
