1-dirties
2-things that piss chris off
3-allegra
4-yummies
5-school type boring stuff
6-not school boring stuff
7-school type interesting stuff
8-not school type interesting stuff
9-ways to hurt things
1. Dirties.
This is the sick part of the mind. All the dirty jokes and sexual references spring from this part of the mind. All the porno or otherwise that would be cosidered "lewd" is stacked and racked 5 stories high in here. It is rumored that any who would set foot into a world created from this part of Chris' mind, would NEVER LEAVE !!! (wether this would be caused by draw to this fun zone, scary porno beasts or just really sticky floors has not yet been detrmined.)
2. Things that piss chris off.
Ya ever wonder why there is a large ammount of rants on this page? Well? Oh yeah I can't hear you answer becaues of 1. Im not really talking to you and 2.the voices are singing polka. Well anyway, This is where all the thing that piss chris off are stored. If you want to hear anymore goto the rants section.
3. Allegra
This is where all things pertaning to allegra are stored. This includes things that allegra and chris would not tell me about. Oooooooooo!!!
4. Yummies
This is where things are created and stored about food. Almost all of the recipies were brought forth from this dark cavern of drink doom. Entering will end in having your tastebuds removed or completely burned out. This place is good only for the recipies that it puts out.
5 and 6. Boring S***
I dont care, neither should you.
7 and 8 Not boring S***
This is where most of the usefull knowlage is stored, past and present. Not much else.
9. Ways to hurt people
All of the knowledge about humans and animals and their respective tools is archived here. When ever chris gets mad he opens this area up and thinks violent thoughts, however he rarely acts on them. I like this place, its fun!!!
