1. Will, I'm in love with you, and I've always loved you. Take me!!
2. Damn, she is hot! I'd love to bang her someday!
3. Wow, Will you are so skinny, I'm jealous.
4. I'm straight.
5. Cher is so overrated, I prefer Tori Amos.
6. GO Red Sox!
7. See ya later, there's a sale at Goodwill.
8. Would you like fries with that, ma'am?
9. Sex before marriage is wrong!
10. I'm done with casual sex, and I'm turning monogamous.
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How obsessed are you with Will & Grace?
- You have a gay best friend and play pyramid every Friday
- You're an interior designer or pretend to be one
- How many times a day do you come up to a friend and say "Honey, we talked about that shirt."?
- Every time you say the word 'just', you make the same hand gesture as Jack
- Admit it, now, whenever you hear a Cher song, you go "T-I-ooome" or "w-a-ooo-y"
- You purposely try to make your boobs flatter.
- Even if you're straight, Gay bars are your hangout spot.
- You watch episodes you recorded over and over again until you know the lines by heart and say some lines to your family like you're one of the characters.
- You made a website just for the show
- If you miss an episode, even if it's a rerun, you freak out and decide that your world is over.
- You have a Will & Grace calender in every room.
- Your walls are covered with every single W&G picture/article you could find and talk to the pictures.
- You have a bottle of liquor in your purse, even if you don't drink
- Has sarcasm gotten addictive to you? It has, hasn't it?
- You can list every single guest star that has appeared on the show without any trouble
- You make yourself quizzes about the characters and get %100
Jack and Will,
They took some pills,
And got so very wasted,
They went to town,
The pants came down,
This story is R rated
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Jack and Will
Went up the hill
To where a gay bar was located
They got really drunk
And had lots of fun
That was ever so R rated
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