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| AMERICAN B-MOVIE BOLLOCKS!! by Wren (Not Quite A Sequel to "Every Fantasy...") Written expressively for Le Kitty Siggy was looking forward to her weekend. After her first week of university, she could do with a night free of books and studies. A night where she could relax with her dearest friends-and what better night to do this than the coveted Hallmark holiday of All Hallow's Eve! Each of her friends are bringing a horror movie, and Richey had been dying to get Siggy's friend Erin in one place long enough, and vice versa, for the sole purpose of Richey doing her makeup. The first to arrive to the party were...well, they were Siggy's cats, who had seperate names, but for some reason, she'd call them Budgie! They were coming in as it had started to rain, and as cute as wet cats can be, they can also be angry and cold. "Budgie budgie!" Siggy picked up the male Budgie and gave him a hug. The female Budgie gave her a Look. "What about me, yo?" Siggy picks her up and gives them both hugs. "Oh my lovely budgie budgie beebs!" Just then, the doorbell rings. It's Nicky and Richey, with a Caboodle box and Nicky with both their videos. As they come in and flop on your futon, the cats must have seen that as their cue. Siggy lets them down and they flop on the futon with Nicky. Despite their canine preference, they adore the cats and also call them Budgie. "Well, Siggy, now I can't get up, for I've got two budgies on my tum." Richey said. "Where's Erin?" "She said her and James will be running late and to start without her." Siggy piped up, grabbing a film from the collection. "She loaned us this to start with. They've already seen it. They wanted us to see before they got here." The movie was 'The Church.' Siggy has a slight suspicion as Erin had never been so prepared to be late before, but considering her boyfriend...let's just say they'd be a bit...occupied. Nevertheless, Siggy pops in the tape and the three of them snuggle close together. "If I get scared, will you hold me?" Siggy snuggles closer to Nicky as Richey rubs against Siggy's thigh under the blanket. Siggy playfully slaps his hand and he giggles as she feels another hand on her thigh. It was Nicky's. Soon, Richey had his hand back on her thigh and before she knew it, they were both ever so gently removing her silk pyjama top, caressing every inch of her skin. This made her moan with delight as she threw her head back. "Nicky, you take her." Richey moaned. "Oh but Richey it's been so long since I've done it with a woman!" Nicky cried, yet with a tinge of eagerness in his voice. "Don't worry. I'll help you...from behind." "Oh Richey!" Nicky moaned as he felt Richey enter him from behind. Richey tenderly bit Nicky's soft neck as Nicky entered Siggy ever so slowly, but with ample force. Siggy cried out, thinking of Richey being inside Nicky as all this is happening, it was enough to drive her to the utmost erotic ecstasy. Nicky started biting Siggy ever so gently, "Oh Siggy, you're so tight...it feels so good" Nicky manages to escape those words out. "Oh, god, Richey!!" "Oh Nicky!" Richey lets his words escape. "Oh, FUCK ME NICKY! FUCK ME HARDER!" Siggy was glowing with lust as Nicky held her down by the wrists, gently sucking harder on her nipples. Richey pounded harder against Nicky's tight little hole as Nicky pounded into Siggy ever deeper. Siggy convulsed slightly with pleasure, then Nicky, then Richey in a ripple of passionate wanton lust as they all scream simultaneously in orgasm. By the time they finished, the movie was what was said to be Erin's oh-so-favorite scene. She only said this to successfully fuck Siggy's shit up. Erin called this particular scene "Train Smash (ref-"Every Fantasy...")". Why didn't Siggy think of that? "Goddamnit!" She knew she was going to regret watching that. That or the scene where Evan rips his own heart out. Both of those scenes have that godawful song by Phillip Glass. Richey, Nicky, and Siggy snuggle close and suddenly upon looking out of the window, Nicky sees a silhouette of someone ripping out his own heart and holding it up as if it was sort of a trophy. The drape over the window was obscuring his vision. He screams as suddenly that fucking song starts playing. Siggy knew what this was. She threw her clothes back on and flung the door open. "Erin, you right bastard!" She screams as Erin laughs heartily. "James, you can knock it off now!" James is having a hard time controlling his laughter as blood from the pig's heart leaks to his shoulders. "Joke's over, James" Erin says. "Thank fucking god!" James throws the pig's heart at Erin, who responds with a scream. "ASSHOLE!" She was wearing a pair of tight white shorts that now she had to wash. "Guess who isn't getting any tonight!" She flings off her shorts and heads towards the laundry room, but not before wiggling her ass, clad in a lacy skong, at James. "God damn you, woman." He makes a move to slap her ass, but Erin wasn't having it, she bounced away playfully. She throws her shorts in with some bleach when suddenly... A hand is slipped over her face, covering her eyes and mouth so she can't scream. She finds herself being held rather tight. "Shh." He whispers and breathes heavily in her ear. She's too terrified to look. She's almost about to cry as he slips his hand under her knickers. She squirms. Suddenly, he moves his hand to her stomach. "Why don't we...open up your tummy!" the perpetrator hisses in Erin's ear. This prompts Erin to playfully elbow him in the stomach. "Richey, you're an ass!" Erin spits. "You know you liked it" Richey giggled, his big beautiful Bambi eyes shining in her direction. Erin helps him back up. "Come on, let's do your makeup." Richey says once he's up. "Yay!" You both bounce to the living room (What are we, fucking rabbits now?) Richey starts with your eyes, holding you close as James pulls out a couple bottles of Jameson from his bag. Nicky's ordering pizza for the group and Siggy's popping in another video. "What the 'ell's this?" Nicky spits. "Judging from the opening credits, it sounds like Siggy's choice. Bad sorority horror films." Erin pipes up. "Oh, hot!" James exclaims "Beautiful, vulnerable girls at the mercy of one man!" "You'll like this one James, it's called Phi Beta Die!" (ed- That film doesn't actually exist to my knowledge.) "At least my movies are fun! I'm not going to sleep again after yours!" Siggy retorted. "But that's half the fun! Horror movies are supposed to fuck your shit up, not give you a hard on!" "They're not?" James protests, attempting to pull Siggy's pyjama top off, but only meeting a slight blow to the stomach. "Stop that!" she laughs watching James squirm. "No, you pervy!" Erin interjects. "It's what happens afterwards that's supposed to do it. A couple watches a horror film. Naturally the girl gets extremely frightened. This is the guy's chance to be the hero and get close to make her feel all warm and safe and all that horseshit. Then she gets extremely into the guy she's with and the fucking happens eventually but yeah, it's some weird survival tactic...it's like the guy you're watching a horror movie with is the last man on earth and in the end you want to fuck his brains out." "That's a very interesting theory, Erin! Let's scare the shit out of Siggy so I can put it into practice!" Richey finishes with Erin's makeup, Siggy giving Richey a naughty look, as Richey flashes a cheeky smile, then turns back to Erin for her not to suspect anything. "You look lovely, dear." "Thank you, Richey!" Erin bounces up and teases James a little bit by barely sitting on his lap and stroking his hair. She felt something shift in the nether regions as she plants a big kiss on his cheek. "How do I look?" "Like you got your makeup done by Richey...and you're teasing me!" James sounds slightly aggravated. "Of course, you've been extremely naughty today." Erin gently blows in James' ear. "And you haven't, little miss flaunting-around-in-your-knickers-for-the-sole-purpose-of-driving-me-nuts?" James attempts to bite on Erin's face but she moves away quick enough. The TV is showing a scene involving a large-breasted cheerleader girl bouncing around, not very convincing being scared, but nobody really cares. Erin knocks back a few shots of Jameson as James is bogarting the bottle and only lets her have a shot when he can be arsed. "James, you're mean." Erin slurs. "And you're a lightweight, I'm only watching out for you. I'd rather fuck you while you're still conscious." James slurs back. "Fair enough." Erin crawls to the bedroom as James laughs and eventually picks her up and carries her to the room. "That was fun." Siggy flops back on the futon with Richey and Nicky and eats pizza while watching another movie when all of a sudden, the power goes out. It was an almost simultaneous chant of the word "fuck" going around the house. "I can't see, James, help me!" Erin cries. "I'm right here, baby." James follows close behind. "Well, at least we know where we are right?" Siggy's voice is heard. "I'm right here, Sig." Nicky's voice. Richey said nothing. "Richey?" Siggy moves her hands where Richey was sitting and feels nothing. "RICHEY?" The lights turn back on and the spot Richey was sitting at was covered in blood. "RICHEY!! RICHEY!! OH FUCK!! NICKY!! NICKY!!" Siggy freaks out and Nicky tries to hold Siggy still as James and Erin rushedly stumble out of where they came from. "Bloody fucking 'ell!" James shouts as Erin is still out of it. "Erin, come on, this is serious." "What, what the...wha...Siggy...dude..why is there...what's that doing there??" "It's Richey! Where is he?" "Fuck...Richey?" Erin crawls around the house. "Fuck…Erin!" James picks her up. "I better put you to bed, love." "I told you James you were very...bad..." "No, I meant you're going to sleep this off." "But what if I, like, die, man?" "No one's going to get you, I'll stay with you." James turns to Siggy and Nicky "I'm staying with Erin in the other room, you guys...just...for fuck's sake, stick together." James picks up Erin again and they go to the bedroom. Siggy runs to the phone. "Well isn't that bloody likely, the fucking phone's dead." "Siggy, get back here, I'm scared." "Nicky I think we should look for Richey." "Okay, but I'm not going anywhere alone." "Deal." Siggy and Nicky venture outside to look for Richey. By now it's well after midnight and the lights go off again. Meanwhile in the other room. "Erin...it's awfully quiet out there." "James, stay.." Erin musters out whatever words she can. At this point she's completely out except her eyes are open. "Baby...please. We're safe in here but I'm worried about the others. I promise I'll be back alright?" Erin sighs and falls asleep. James gives her a gentle kiss as he strokes her hair. "I'll be back, love." He leaves the room. James soon finds they are not in the house. "Oh fuck, no, not again." James runs outside, where he just knew he'd find the worst of it...but in the back of his head was hoping not. He stopped at a bush behind Siggy's house, drenched in blood, Siggy's torn knickers, blouse and Nicky's shoes. There were claw marks as well. This was enough to freak James back into running in the house to get back to Erin, who was sound asleep at this point, surely. James kept telling himself that as he ran back in the house, back to the bedroom. Right then, the lights went off AGAIN as James entered the room, saw Erin on the bed for a flash of a second. He felt something knock him over and Erin's muffled moans as the door slammed behind James. He then heard a bloodcurdling scream. James ran like bloody hell out the door, swinging it open and finding no one. "Erin!" James screamed. He found some drag marks on the driveway...leading to the garage. James tried to open the garage door with no luck. He'd just about turned around to find something to beat the door into submission when he was suddenly blinded by a flashing light. He tried to make something out of the figure in the way but it was immediately obscured. Suddenly, a gang of figures jumped at him and he screamed. The screams were obscured by familiar sounds of hysterical laughter. "Jesus Fuck!! You fuckers!!" James screamed. "What the hell is wrong with you guys?!" Erin was too busy rolling in laughter. "Erin, you were pretty blind drunk, what the hell?" "You owed me for that last prank, asshole!" Erin bounced up, unharmed...and apparently not as drunk as she played out to be. "And you owed us for that little pig's heart prank you pulled a few hours ago!" Nicky protested as Siggy and Richey agreed. Another voice: "And quite frankly, I think it was about time you had a taste of your own medicine, James!" "Sean?! Where the hell did you come from?" James exclaimed. "And where the fuck are your trousers?" "You have no idea how long I'd been waiting for this, and quite frankly you've got the whole group fired up and what better opportunity to fuck your shit up than today." Sean proudly proclaimed. "I fucked with the electrics and everybody else just played along. Erin was most eager. As for my trousers...well, Siggy needed them, as she was only wearing her pyjama top and knickers when she went outside...yanno, to meet her inevitable death." Sean as well as everyone else breaks up into uncontrollable laughter. "Erin, you're going to get it so hard!" James pulls at Erin's knickers as she squeals. "It's all I have left!" Erin runs. "Well you should have thought of that, young lady!" Erin screams as she runs off, James hot on her trail. Siggy's laughing way too hard to be still standing up. Richey holds her as Nicky gives Sean a big hug. "How can we ever repay you." "Hey, after several years sharing a room with that man, this one's on me." Sean so kindly replied. "Now, as for more pressing matters...You think I'm ever going to get my trousers back, Sig?" "Later man. Come with us and watch movies!" Siggy eventually gets back up and they all go back in the house for mere partying...and everyone survives. And Sean cleans up the mess he made, of course. It's only courtesy. He gets his pants back after he cleans up the mess. THE END <<< Wren's stories |