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| SECRET by Janey “You do that again and I swear that I will lay you out!” “James stop being so fucking melodramatic!” chirped Richey. “You make me laugh, you really do.” “Shut up Richey,” James barked angrily. “Yeah Richey, I don’t need you fighting my battles against a little pipsqueak like this!” “I know that, but hell he’s funny.” “Richey! How dare you agree with her that I’m a fucking pipsqueak? Some friend you fucking are you little weasel!” “Oh James just shut up!” said Melanie. “You are just an argumentative old little Welsh Smurf!” “But I got that fucking question right, I know that I did!” “Not according to the answers that they’ve just given out you didn’t! Don’t argue with me take it up with them!” Melanie pointed to the TV screen; they were doing an interactive quiz. “I was dithering between those two answers, it’s just that I picked the right one.” “No need to fucking rub it in!” “Oh but I think that there is!” giggled Mel. “I ballsed up on the last section ‘cos there was one question I misunderstood, so admit gracious defeat! Or should that be defeat graciously?” James laughed raucously. “You bitch! Why can’t I ever be really mad a you?” “Because you fucking love me winding you up!” Mel teased happily. “Bitch!” James laughed rugby tackling her and pretending to snog the face off her, making lots of lewd slurping noises. “Oh James! You horny little fucker, I love you! I want you! I need you! Oh fuck me Jamesy! You horny and sexy little bastard you.” “Oh boy,” said Richey. “One of these days you’ll call our bluff and both get it on won’t you? Me and Nick are both convinced that you’re messing but there is that doubt!” “Hahahahahahahaha!” tormented James wickedly. “Time will tell android.” “Yeah, you do know that he has the tastiest cum I’ve ever known don’t you Richey?” tormented Mel. “Oi Stop it!” James and Mel collapsed in a fit of hysteria and soon Nicky and Richey joined them. “I swear that I will circumcise you Bradders!” tormented Richey. “You’ve had more than enough opportunity,” James smirked. “Bastard!” “Now, now Richey! Give the Smurf a chance!” “Never mind ‘Smurf’ if you don’t mind!” “Jamesy baby,” teased Mel, “ you are so erm….’Twee’ what can I say?” “Fuck off you cunt!” Mel spluttered and laughed out loud; it was unusual to hear James use that particular swearword. “Did you say the erm ‘C’ word?” “Yes, you know I fucking did!” “Oh James,” Mel grimaced. “Please don’t.” “Why not? It’s not as though you’re a fucking innocent is it?” “Not any more it isn’t!” laughed Mel. “Oh gee, I’m shattered. I need to go to bed,” whimpered Mel. “Sorry folks but I am shattered.” “You are too tired to argue more like,” giggled James. “Nighty baby,” said Sean and Nicky. “Sleep well darling.” James then added; “you catch your sleep baby, night honey.” “Night boys. I’ll catch up with you tomorrow. Have fun now!” “Not half as much fun as we would with you!” James sniggered. “That’s a given!” laughed Mel. “I’m sure you can cope without me though.” James laughed and started to respond but Richey tapped him on his arm as if to tell him to back off. “Come on in honey,” said Richey buzzing Mel in to the inner sanctum of the studio. “Make sense of it if you can.” “Oh no way!” protested Mel. “If you can’t find the way to go don’t look to me to settle it because I abstain!” “Coward!” laughed James, nudging Richey. “Yes,” agreed Mel, “I am without a doubt!” “At least listen to it,” urged Nicky. “You might be able to come up with an idea; it’s missing something but we can’t put our finger on what.” “I’ve never known you have these problems before.” “Everything we’ve tried so far sounds naff,” moaned Sean, hugging her warmly. “I’ll listen to it but I don’t know why you think I may have the answers.” “Just indulge us will you?” asked Nicky. “Umm, I see what you mean but I’m not sure you’ll like what I’m going to suggest,” said Mel when the track was finished. “We’re willing to try almost anything,” James replied. Mel sat at the control desk and found the second guitar solo that James had done. “This is where it’s missing something…it’s not edgy enough. Try doing a conflicting solo with the Les Paul.” “Conflicting?” piped Richey. “Yeah, the song is all angsty but there isn’t enough of that coming through in the guitar. If you had two guitars against each other – almost like they were in an argument – it may work. The trouble then would be how to do it live.” “We can cross that bridge when we come to it,” said James. “Why don’t you do the guitar?” “You’re going to let me loose on your Les Paul? Bloody hell fire! I am honoured.” “Less of your sarcasm young lady!” James smirked. “That sounds so much better now, thanks Mel!” beamed Nicky, grabbing her around the waist and holding her firmly as he cheekily patted her backside. “Down boy! Right, who wants a lift back with me and who’s going back with Martin?” James was the only one who stayed behind, deciding to do a little extra mixing before calling it a night, once the others got back Nicky and Sean soon called it a night. “When James said he’d persuaded you to work with us I had hoped that we’d get to spend more time together, away from the others. Seems like this is the first time I’ve been able to get you on your own.” Mel sighed and leant back into Richey’s arms, whimpering when he began nuzzling at her neck. “You were the one that wanted to keep it quiet for a while longer.” “I know how fiercely protective James is of you and let’s be honest, I don’t have a great history with relationships do I?” “We’ve been seeing each other for six months now. I’m sure that they’ll be fine with it once they get used to the idea.” “You’re sure that James holds no other feelings towards you?” “Richey, we’re just friends who enjoy to flirt, tease and mess about a bit, but that’s all. I promise.” “I just want to be sure.” “Come here.” Mel turned to face him and kissed him urgently. “I love you, you fool.” “Good!” They didn’t hear the door or James and Martin walking in. “Well, well!” sniggered Martin. “I did wonder.” “You suspected?” asked James. “I didn’t have a bloody clue! How long have you been seeing each other then?” “Don’t be annoyed James!” pleaded Richey, still holding tightly on to Mel. “Android,” he giggled. “I’m not annoyed; I’m pleased for you both.” James grinned broadly and walked up to his friends and hugged them both, giving Mel a kiss on her cheek. Richey let out an audible sigh of relief, pulling Mel back to his body again. “I’m glad you’re ok with this.” “Two of my best friends are a couple and happy; why wouldn’t I be ok with it?” “He just knows how protective you can be sometimes.” James laughed. “I think you two are well suited! In fact Nick and I were only discussing it the other day, trying to work out a way to get you to go out. Looks like we don’t have to worry anymore doesn’t it?” Richey giggled. “Yeah it does but thanks for thinking of us!” “Now it’s out in the open shall we go to bed?” asked Mel, her eyes alive with happiness. “It’s been driving me nuts being good!” “How long? You never said,” chipped in Martin. “Six months,” replied Mel making her way to the stairs with Richey beside her. “I can’t wait to see Sean’s face in the morning,” laughed James. “Morning? Hell he’ll know about us before that James!” said Mel. “We’re not very good at being quiet!” James rolled his eyes to the sky as Mel and Richey charged up the stairs laughing raucously. They were right when they said they weren’t very quiet. <<< Janey's stories |