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What's it going to be then, eh? There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs; that is Pete, Georgie and Dim, Dim being really dim. And we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our Rassoodocks what to do with the evening.

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There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs; that is Pete, Georgie and Dim; and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our Rassoodocks what to do with the evening.

This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old Ultra-Violence.

Can you spare some cutter me brother?

Oh, and what's so stinking about it?

They were getting ready to perform a little of the old in-out, in-out on a weepy young devotchka they had there

Well, if it isn't fat stinking billygoat Billy Boy in poison. How art though, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you eunich jelly thou. Let's get him boys.

Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles.

The Durango 95 purred away real horrorshow a nice warm vibratey feeling all through your guttiwuts.

What we were after now was the old surprise visit. That was a real kick and good for laughs and lashings of the old ultra-violent.

I'm singin' in the rain. Just singin' in the rain. What a glorious feeling I'm happy again. I'm laughin' at clouds, so dark up above. The sun's in my heart and I'm ready for love. Let the stormy clouds chase, everyone from the place. Come on with the rain, I've a smile on my face. I'll walk down the lane, with a happy refrain. And I'm singin', just singin' in the rain.
Doobi-doob doobi-doob doobi-do doobi do do doobi-doob, doobi doobi do

Viddy well, little brother...viddy well.

We were all feeling a bit shagged and fagged and fashed, it having been an evening of some small energy expenditure, O my brothers.

Hello, Lucy. Had a busy night? We've been working hard too.

Cause I knew what she sang. It was a bit from the glorious 9th, by Ludwig Van.

Dims' razberry and Alex smashing him.

What did you do that for?

Doobidoob. A bit tired maybe. Best not to say more. Bedways is rightways now, so best we go homeways and get a bit of spatchka?

What you got back home little sister to play your fuzzy warbles on?

Welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, well.

Hi, hi, hi there. Well hello! He are here, he has arrived, hooray!

I had not cut into any of Dims' main cables and so with the help of a clean tashtook the red, red krovvy stopped.

Naughty, naughty, naughty you filthy old soomaka.

This is the like weepy and tragic part of the story beginning, O my brothers and only friends.

Shut your bleeding hole!!!

And the first thing that flashed into me gulliver was that I'd like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out.

Evidence in the old glazzies. Nothing up our sleeves. No magic, little Alex. A job for two who are now of job age.

No time for the old in-out love. I've just come to read the meter.

Eggiwegs...I would like to smash 'em, and pick 'em all up and throw...owww!! Fucking hell!

I've suffered the tortures of the damned, sir...tortures of the damned.

I was cured all right.

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