The Refrigerator Game

 

He left a note on the refrigerator.

“You’ll never win at Scrabble.”

 

I left a note on the refrigerator.

“You’ll never win at Chess.”

 

Sally left a note on the refrigerator.

“You’ll never win at Clue.”

 

 Mom left a note on the refrigerator.

“You’ll never win at Life.”

 

Joe left a note on the refrigerator.

“You all scrabbled the cheese and left me clue less.” 

 

Mom says Joe is “special.”

 

I say he is “a genius.”

 

Dad says he is “stupid.”

 

Joe says everything is Connect Four.