SirPaulZooog

In 380 B.C. there existed someone (or something) named Sir Paul. He was actually a Strawberry, who was a great Cloud. He played the corn in a band called Blueberry Muffins with his friends John Lonestar, Ringo BigNose, and George McJoy. They lived in a Caterpillar called Liverpoodle. They only problem was that there house moved around and they never knew where they were. One day Liverpoodle finally settled down at Mr. Mousie's.

But in a Galaxy far, far away there was a creature- a human! He was called Emperor Zooog (pronounced Zog) and his sidekick was Chumbaomba McTex. Emperor Zooog liked a lot of things including Skintimate gel, and since he couldn't get it on his planet he decided to go to Sir Paul's planet and get it. He also wanted Sir Paul's autograph. He wanted these things so much he would go through anything to get them!

So he headed to the planet Beatle in his Spaceship powered by farting cows and pigs. His sidekick traveled in an Unidentified Flying Cupcake (UFC) charged by radiated cow manure. Using his laser powered boxer, Zooog landed in the Foothills of the Headlands which were right next to Liverpoodle.

What happened to the UFC? No one knows. It is thought to have had a colision with the Yellow Subamarine in the Sea of Green. This somehow ended the worlds worst singers and band- The Beach Boys and Micheal Jackson. Now back to the story.......

Emperor Zooog sneaked into Sir Paul's bathroom to find a can of Skintimate gel that belonged to Mary on the counter. He grabbed it second and soon had clean, smooth legs, pits, and face. Soon one of Sir Paul's guards found himsquirting skintimate on his head!

" How dare you use Mary's royal Skintimate gel- you inferior human! GET OUT!!!!!!"
As the guard made sure Zooog put the Skintimate back the guard said, "All the Lonely People, where do they all come from?"

All of a sudden, Zooog froze. The guard said "Hello?" and Zooog said "Goodbye" as he tried to run pastthe guard, but the guard blocked him and asked him what he was doing. Zooog simply answered, "I must fight Sir Paul to get his autograph."

TO BE CONTINUED!