* Katamania’s note, yes, I know that Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer speak with
accents, but I CAN NOT be bothered writing like that, kapeash?*
>^-^<
Mungojerrie was resting his head on his paws when he heard his owners come
home.
“MUNGOJERRIE! We have a little friend for you!” His owners Bonnie and John
were calling to him as they always did.  Whenever they went out they would bring
him back something.
He got up and stretched then padded into the hallway of the Victorian Grove
mansion.
“What did you bring me?” He asked as he saw them with a box in Bonnie’s arms
but to the humans, it sounded like “Meow ow?”
“Oh isn’t that sweet! He wants to meet her!” Bonnie exclaimed as she knelt down,
placing the box carefully on the ground.
Mungojerrie pawed at the box as Bonnie and John walked out of the hallway.
As soon as the humans were out of the hall, a small orange, black and white cat
with small brown and yellow markings on her shoulders and paws pounced out of
the box and ran around like a hurricane around the room.
Mungojerrie sat back, confused for a minute.
The young queen finally stopped right in front of Mungojerrie, a cheeky grin on
her face.
“HI! Me name’s Rumpleteazer!  What’s your name?” She asked in a hyped up high
voice.
“Eh?”
“WHAT’S YA NAME? Don’t worry, I know how ta find out” She said and rushed
off.
She came back a few seconds later, obviously finding out his name from his food
and water bowls.
“So you’re Mungojerrie, that’s a cool name! What d’ya wanna do?”
Mungojerrie, still with a bewildered look on his face, shook his head, trying to
clear his thoughts.
“I’m going ta sleep” He replied finally and walked away into the room where he
slept, which now had another pile of pillows and soft blankets.
“WOW! Is this where I sleep? This is great!” Rumpleteazer exclaimed, having
followed him from the hallway.
“Yeah”
“GREAT!” Rumpleteazer exclaimed and pounced into the pile of pillows.
Mungojerrie shook his head, hiding a grin, as he stepped into his pile and folded
his paws underneath himself.
He closed his eyes for a few minutes, then opened then, when he realised he hadn’t
heard Rumpleteazer, had she walked out?
But there she was, curled up and sleeping already.
Mungojerrie shook his head.
*Kittens* He thought to himself and went to sleep.

Mungojerrie woke and jumped.
“YAY! Your awake!” Rumpleteazer squealed and ran off.
Mungojerrie yawned and ignored Rumpleteazer.  He curled up again and decided
to go to sleep again.
“MUNGOJERRIE! RUMPLETEAZER! BREAKFAST!”
Mungojerrie hissed sleepily but got up after Rumpleteazer pounced on him to get
him up.
“C’mon Jerrie! It’s breakfast time!” She squealed as she bounced all the way down
the stairs and into the kitchen where their breakfast of warm lamb and mashed
potatoes waited them.
When they had finished, Mungojerrie stretched out on top of the back of the
couch as Rumpleteazer jumped on everything.
After a while, they both heard a tapping noise and looked up.
At the window, was Mungojerrie’s friend Mistoffelees.
Mungojerrie nodded at the cat outside and got off the couch.
“Who’s he?” Teazer asked as she followed Jerrie.
“He’s Mistoffelees, my friend”
“Why is he here?”
“We’re going to the Junkyard”
“Why?”
“Cause we can”
“What is it?”
“The Jellicle Junkyard”
“I’m a Jellicle! Or at least Mum said I would be if I went to this old foggie called
Old Deuteronomy”
Jerrie burst out laughing.
“What?”
“Deuteronomy, a foggie!”
“Is that a good thing?”
“Yeah, you could say it is” Jerrie replied as he scooted through the cat flap, the
door, as always, hitting his butt.
Teazer streaked out after him and up to Mistoffelees.
“HI! I’M RUMPLETEAZER AND I’M JERRIE’S FRIEND CAUSE I LIVE WITH HIM
NOW, AIN’T THAT COOL?”
“Ummm, yeah?” Misto answered in a quiet voice.
“Teazer, come here” Jerrie said.
She pounced up to him.
“Yeah?”
“YOUR IN! RUN MISTO!” Jerrie yelled and started running.  Mistoffelees took the
easy way of disappearing with his magic into the Junkyard.
Teazer ran after Jerrie, easily catching him.

When they got to the Junkyard, Mungojerrie stopped suddenly, Rumpleteazer
bashing into him from behind.
“What?” Teazer asked, unhappy that their game had finished.
“Let me go in first, and tell ‘em about you, instead of both of us running full pelt
in there, okay?” Jerrie asked.
“Oh, I get it, yeah” Teazer replied.
Mungojerrie walked into the Junkyard, pulling Rumpleteazer by her paw after him.
“YO Munkustrap! This is Rumpleteazer, she’s a Jellicle, and she lives in me home
now, could she join us?” Jerrie asked, walking up to Munkus.
“I don’t know, how do you know that you are a Jellicle Rumpleteazer?” Munkus
asked.
“I don’t, my mum just said that if I went to Old Deuteronomy, then I could be a
Jellicle” Teazer answered.
“What is your Mum’s name?” Munkus asked.
“Shani” Teazer answered.
“HEY! That’s my mum as well!” Munkus exclaimed.
“Great” Teazer said, rolling her eyes and she retreated to behind Jerrie as if to get
away from her older brother.

“So she can be a Jellicle then?” Mungojerrie asked.
“Of cause”
“Great, Teazer, you want to meet everyone?” Jerrie asked.
“Yeah! kay!”
During this talk, Jemima, Victoria, Etcetra, Electra, Tumblebrutus and Pouncival
had slunk up to Rumpleteazer.
“This is Electra, Etcetra, Tumblebrutus, Victoria Pouncival and Jemima” Jerrie
introduced.
“HI!!!!!” Teazer yelled.
“HI!!!!” The Kittens yelled back.
Jerrie slapped his paw to his fore head and Munkus retreated saying “She isn’t my
sister, she isn’t my sister, she isn’t my sister.”
“And this is Tantomile, Coricopat, Alonzo, Asparagus Jr, Skimbleshanks,
Jennyanydots, Jellylorum, Demeter, Bombalurina, Cassandra, Exotica and Plato.”
“Hi”
Teazer was answered by everyone murmuring ‘hi’s’.
“And you’ve already met Mistoffelees” Jerrie said, tuning to his friend who
blushed and waved silently.
“Yeah! Hi Mistoffelees”
“And Teazer, there’s also this cat called The Rum Tum Tugger, but-”
“But what Jerrie?” A tall black and leopard printed cat asked, stepping out of the
shadows.
“But nothing, Teazer, this is Rum Tum Tugger, Tugger, this is Rumpleteazer” Jerrie
sighed, expecting Teazer to go crazy about the Tugger as well, and The Tugger was
expecting it as well.
“Hi Rum Tum Tugger” Teazer said and turned back to Mungojerrie.
“What do you do here?” She asked.
The Tugger’s jaw dropped and Jerrie smiled happily and guided Teazer away, telling
her about everything that the Jellicles did.

It was night time and Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer had been home at the
Victorian Grove mansion for a while.  They had eaten dinner, and were curling up
to go to sleep.
“Jerrie?” Teazer asked, buried under all her pillows.
“Yeah?”
“Today was fun”
“I know Teazer”
“Being a Jellicle is fun”
“Yeah”
“Mungojerrie?”
“What?”
“Are you asleep?”
Mungojerrie shook his head and got up from his bed, then he crept over to
Teazer’s pile, and pounced on her, even if she was almost hidden under the pillows.
“Ahhh!”
“How can I be asleep if I’m talking to you Teaze?” He asked.
“I dunno, you can talk in your sleep?”
He wacked her softly over the head and went back to his pile of pillows.
“Night Jerrie”
“Night Teazer”
Just take a second to think that this is Kata, Maca's daughter, and I HATE JELLICLES! It took great willpower to write this...popular demand...and these two ain't bad, they work for dad... *shrugs*
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