1... The pool can be warmer than you are.
2... You notice your car overheating before you drive it.
3... You can make sun tea instantly.
4... Most of the restaurants in town have the first name "El" or "Los".
5... You think 60 tons of crushed rock makes a beautiful yard.
6... You think a red light is merely a suggestion.
7... You can say "Hohokam" and people don't think you're laughing
funny.
8... You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water.
9... You know a swamp cooler is not a happy hour drink.
10.. Vehicles with open windows have the right-of-way in the summer.
11.. People break out coats when the temperature drops below 70 degrees.
12.. You discover, in July, it only takes two fingers to drive your
car.
13.. You buy salsa by the gallon.
14.. All of your out-of-state friends start to visit after October but clear out come the end of April.
15.. You run your air conditioner in the middle of winter so you can
use your fireplace.
16.. You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
17.. The AC is on your list of best friends.
18.. You realize that Valley Fever isn't a disco dance.
19.. You can finish a Big Gulp in 10 minutes and go back for seconds.
20.. The water from the cold water tap is the same temperature as
the hot one.
21.. Everyone's smiling and talking about the great weather on rainy
days.
22.. You experience third degree burns if you touch any metal part
of your car.
23.. You know better than to get into a car with leather seats if
you're wearing shorts.
24.. Announcements for Fourth of July events never end with "in case of rain..."
25.. You can correctly pronounce the words: Saguaro, Ocotillo,
Tempe, Gila Bend, San Xavier, Canyon de Chelly, Mogollon Rim, Cholla, and Ajo.
So much beautiful scenery here in Arizona i'd like to share! I'll be adding lots of pics to this page.
