Buffy: Hot dog surprise. Be still, my heart.
Willow: Call me old-fashioned, I don't want any more surprises in my hot dogs.

Willow: Got it! Coroner's report, complete with... Yuck! ...color pictures.
Buffy: There are teeth marks. Which match perfectly the one insect that nips off its prey's head.
Willow: Okay, I-I don't like this.
Buffy: Huh! It's the way they feed, head first. It's also the way they mate. The female bites off the male's head while they're...
Willow: No, no, no! See? Xander's, I like his head! I-it's where you find his eyes, and his hair, and his adorable smile...
Buffy: Hey, hey, take it easy, Willow. Xander is not in any immediate danger. I saw him leave school. He's probably safe at home right now.

Buffy: Virgins? Well, Xander's not a, uh... I mean, he's probably...
Willow: ...gonna die! (Walks to the phone)



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