Here are some quizzes that I found pretty interesting... Try one!
Interesting Test================
A man (M) and a lady (L) who are very much in love, and devoted to one another are separated by a river with no way of getting across to the other side. On L's side of the river, there is a boatman (B) who is able to take her over to the other side of the river but refuses to do so unless she pays him a price of $20, twice his normal fare.
L has no money. Another man (S) then tells L that he will giver her $20 if she sleeps with him. L agrees to do so and on receiving the $20, pays B who takes her over to the other side of the river. She is reunited with M and they are very happy together.
However, a friend of M (F) finds out what L did with S and immediately tells M. On learning the news, M finds L and ends things with her, stating that he wants nothing more to do with her. Your task is to rank these five people, M, L, B, S, and F, from best to worst. i.e. best person to worst person.
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Don't read any further until you've finished the 1-5. If you do, you'll miss the whole point. When you do finish, scroll down and read on.
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The order which you've ranked the five people is supposed to represent the importance that you place on different things in your life. 1 being the most important, and 5 being the least.
The letters stand for:
M-morality
S-sex
L-love
B-business
F-friends
Don't cheat! Before you read on . . . choose your favorite marshmallow bit from Lucky Charms from the list below . . .
Pink hearts
Yellow moons
Orange stars
Green clovers
Blue diamonds
Purple horseshoes
Those icky oat bits
Ok. Have you got one in mind? Now you can read on. And don't change it!-
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-Amazing new study shows that your favorite Lucky Charms marshmallow bit shape determines what you're like in bed! Yes, it's true--just takethis simple test to determine your true bedroom personality:
GREEN CLOVERS: If your favorite Lucky Charms marshmallow shape is the green clover, you're a happy-go-lucky type in bed. You don't take anything too seriously in the bedroom or elsewhere and always manage to have a good time, even if you have someone else with you. You don't have any patience with depressed people and tend to sit on them until they cheer up.
BLUE DIAMONDS: If your favorite marshmallow shape is the blue diamond, your thoughts in bed are mostly about what you'll get later. "If he really enjoys this, will he buy me that mink coat?" is probably what's going through your mind. People who like blue diamonds have a notebook of preprinted fill-in-the-blank palimony suit forms and are the people most likely to file their nailswhile making love.
ORANGE STARS: If your favorite shape is the orange star, you expect to be the center of attention in bed. You expect your partner to spend most of his time pleasing you and when you do something for him, you expect enthusiastic moaning if not applause. People who like orange stars often have mirrors over their beds, not because they are turned on by watching what is being done, but because they want to be able to watch themselves having a good time. They often moan out their own names whilemaking love.
PINK HEARTS: If you like pink hearts, you're the romantic type. You like your partner to whisper romantic phrases into your ear and, if he's too distracted to form coherent phrases, you'll settle for romantic syllables. People who like pink hearts read most of the romance novels published and are turned on by peoplewearing armor.
PURPLE HORSESHOES: If purple horseshoes are your thing, your tastes are modern, uninhibited, and somewhat warped. You like variety in the bedroom, especially when you can include handcuffs, chains, swingsets, and chocolate pudding. Be careful when going out on a picnic with anyone who likes purple horseshoes--she's/ he's likely to pin you down with croquet hoops when you're not looking and who knows what could happen next?
YELLOW MOONS: If you're the yellow moon type, you're more interested in satisfying your partner's needs than your own. You prefer to lie back and wait for your partner to jump on you and express her/his needs verbally or nonverbally. People who like yellow moons usually own several pairs of handcuffs and other instruments of kinky sex just in case someone should ever want to tie them up and ravish them. Keep your eyes open for anyone who eats all the yellow moons out of her cereal as soon as sheopens the box.
Those little oat bits that aren't marshmallows at all: If you prefer the little oat bits, you probably don't like sex anyway and don't need to read this article. People who prefer the oat bits usually become accountants, librarians who work at the reference desk, or government employees; these people like to chow down on a big bowl brimming with oat bits before a tough day of protesting suggestive lyrics in rock music. People who like oat bits have more time to spend writing letters to the editor than any other type.
You are in a desert. You have with you the following five animals:
A lion, a cow, a horse, a sheep, and a monkey.
To escape the desert you are going to have to get rid of one of your animals. Which one do you drop? (You can use whatever logic you like BUT keep track of which animal is discarded when!)
Drop your first animal. You have 4 animals left.
The desert is burning up! It goes on for miles. Sand is everywhere. You realize, to get out, you are going to have drop another animal.
Which do you drop? Drop it now.
You have 3 animals left.
Walk, walk, walk. Hot, hot, hot.
Disaster! The Oasis that you were looking for is dried up! You have no choice but to drop another animal. Drop it now.
You have 2 animals left.
Ok, it's a long hot walk. You can see the edge of the desert way on the horizon. Unfortunately, you can only leave the desert with ONE animal. Which one do you drop and which one do you keep?
Before looking at the answers, make sure you know which animal you dropped in what order.
These answers are based on Japanese Archetypes.
The desert represents a hardship.
The animals represent . . .
Lion = Pride
Monkey = Your Children
Sheep = friendship
Cow = Basic Needs
Horse = Your Passion.
So, in the face of hardship, you will sacrifice each of these things in turn. Your last animal represents that thing which you cling to at the expense of all others.--
Answer and then check your answers. When you take this test don't think very hard, the first thing that comes to mind is your answer. Have fun!!!!
>>>>>Question 1<<<<<<<<<< You're walking in the woods, who are you with????
>>>>>>>>>Question 2<<<<<<<<<< As you're walking along you see an animal........What is it????????
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>>>>>>>>Question 4<<<<<<<<<< You keep walking, and you see your dream house .......... Does it have a gate or a fence around it??????????
>>>>>>>>>Question 5<<<<<<<<<<< You walk inside the house, and you see a table....... What does the table have on it?????
>>>>>>>>>Question 6<<<<<<<<< You walk outside of your dream house, and you see a cup...........What is the cup made out of????
>>>>>>>Question 7<<<<<<<<< What do you do with the cup? That's The test now.......Check your answers.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Question 1<<<<< Whoever you were with while walking in the woods...............Is the most important person in your life.
>>>>>>>Question 2<<<<< How ever big the animal was.............. is how big your problems are. So if you saw a small animal like bunny or a squirrel you don't have very many problems in your life, but if you saw a large animal like a bear, you have a lot of problems in your life.
>>>>>>>Question 3<<<<<< What ever the animal does.................. is how you react to your problems. So lets say your animal runs away.............that means you run away from most of you problems. Or if it hurts you or any one in anyway....... You use violence to handle your problems.
>>>>>>>>Question 4<<<<<<<< If your dream house haves a gate or fence around it that means you don't like to have a lot of company, and you'd rather people called you before they came over rather then just drop by. If your house doesn't have a fence around it that means you like a lot of company and you don't mind if people just drop by without calling first, and any one is welcome in your house.
>>>>>>>Question 5<<<<<<<< If you are a happy person ...........then on the table you would have saw something like flowers, or fruit........ but if you didn't that doesn't mean you're not a happy person.
>>>>>>>>>>Question 6<<<<<<<<<< What ever you do with this cup that you found............... is what you do with the answer to Question 1<<<<<<<
>>>>>>>Question 7<<<<<<<<< However long your cup would last.......... is how long you last in relationships..........So if your cup is made out of paper you don't last very long in relationships. But if it is made out of something that is strong and lasts long ..........then you last long in relationships.
Read the directions carefully. Answer the questions honestly and you will be surprised at the results. Have fun with it. If you really follow the directions, you'll be floored by the results. It's a little spooky.
****Make a wish before you start the quiz****
Warning! Do take the quiz as you read, there are only 5 questions, and if you scan all the way to the end before finishing you won't get the honest results. Don't cheat. Scroll slowly and do each exercise. Don't look ahead. Get pencil and paper and write it down. You will need it at the end. This is an honest quiz, that will tell you about your true self. Please take it seriously...... Enjoy!>>>>>>>>
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Chapter I : Arrange the following 5 animals to your preference: >>> Cow>>>> Tiger>>>> Sheep>>>> Horse>>>> Monkey>>>>>>>> ******************************************************
Chapter II : Write one word to describe each of the following: >>> Dog>>>> Cat>>>> Rat>>>> Coffee>>>> Ocean>>>>>>>> ******************************************************
Chapter III : Think of somebody (who also knows you) that you can relate to the following colors:>> Yellow>>>> Orange>>>> Red>>>> White>>>> Green>>>>>>>> ****************************************************
Finally, indicate your favorite number and favorite day. ****************************************************
Are you done????? Make sure your answers are what you TRULY feel......
Last chance............
See interpretations below:
But before going on, just make one wish.......>>>>>>>> ****************************************************
Chapter I : This will define your priorities in life
Cow means career
Tiger means pride
Sheep means love
Horse means family
Monkey means money
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Chapter II : Your description of Dog implies your own personality
>>> Your description of Cat implies your partner's personality
>>> Your description of Rat implies your enemy's personality
>>> Your description of Coffee is how you interpret sex
>>> Your description of Ocean implies your own life
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Chapter III :
Yellow - means who will never forget you
Orange - someone whom you can consider as your real friend
Red - someone you really love
White - your soulmate
Green - a person whom you will always remember for the rest of your life
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