So ya wanna be a part of our lodgin' house, eh?  Well, we'll see
what we can do.  Jist fill out this application, show us a little a
your woyk (Sample of a fanific) and we'll take you inta consideration. 
Remember...Lodgin' ain't based on a first come, first serve basis.
It based mostly on a passion for writing, the upholding of yer
commitment, and the originality of yer sample writin'.    An' Remember,
Originality ain't necessarily mean it's gonna be Pulitza' ::shudder::
Prize winnin' stuff!   Send all yer applications to
LMNewSubmissions@Egroups.com.  T'anks!

So, What's Your Name? (People this is your characters REAL Name, not the newsie one.):

Yeah, whatta they call ya? (Nickname):

How'd you GET sucha thing? (origin of):

Right...so, whattaya look like?:

Uh huh...Where ya from?:

Can ya describe yourself?:

Any special talents?:

So..Ya sweet on anyone?(boyfriend/girlfriend?):

Anyt'ing else the woyld should know about ya?: