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::looks up::
Hey, you'se new around here ain'tcha!   ::spitshake:: Me name's Stick's!  Welcome to the Lower Manhattan Newgoyl's Lodging House!  ::looks around:: I think I's the only one around...so I guess I's the one who's gonna be showin' you around, huh?  ::grins:: Follow me...

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This is the front desk...usually Kloppman's doin' his woyk around he'a.  Need a place ta stay?  Check in here, fill out da application, and we'll see what we can do!

This is where all us goyls sleep.  It ain't real fancy, but hey, you might meet some new people!

These is Kloppman's records.  Who we is, Where we come from, basically jist the stories of our lives.

Tibbys.  The best rest'rant for the cheapest money.  We'se here all the time...usually talkin' about whats going on.  You can join us, if ya like.

We take kindly to suggestions about how to make this place better.  So you can leave a note in the note pad, or you can email Kloppman at Magic578@hotmail.com