Yes, I believe it'll be all right
-- we serve a common cause

And I believe in Santa Claus

I believe in Jesse Helms and Mr. Tipper Gore
And I believe we'll do as well
with State's name on the door

Yes, I believe this marriage
won't be a total loss

And I believe in Santa Claus

(Bridge)

When your life has gone confusional
And you need something delusional
There's no one in the world like Old St. Nick

I can handle death and taxes
When it comes to budget axes
I need someone soft to lean on double quick

I believe the I Bureau
will weather this storm's toss

And I believe in Santa Claus

Yes, I believe in the I Bureau
what it is and what it's not
And I'd like to tell our retirin' friends
we'll miss them a whole lot

'Cause I believe when we go to State
that all will not be lost

And I believe in Santa Claus
Yes, I believe in Santa Claus
Time to believe in Santa Claus