I STILL BELIEVE

(Words & music by Bob Holden & Barry Fitzgerald)

I still believe in America

and the story that we tell

I still believe when we merge with State

we'll manage pretty well

I still believe it'll be all right

-- we serve a common cause

I still believe in Santa Claus

 

I still believe in Jesse Helms

(tho' not quite like before)

I still believe we'll do as well

with State's name on our door

I still believe this marriage

won't be a total loss

I still believe in Santa Claus

(Bridge)

When your life has gone confusional

And you need something delusional

There's no one in the world

like Old St. Nick

I can handle death and taxes

And communicate with faxes

But my fat friend works

like a big ol' Prozac fix.

I still believe Joe Duffey

will work to do his part

I still believe State Personnel

has our interests at heart

I still believe Bill Clinton

And Bill Gates just because

I still believe in Santa Claus

 

I still believe the I Bureau

deserves its day to dance

And we'll show them all a thing or two

if they just give us a chance

So even if you don't believe

Best live life like you do

Say you believe in Santa too

And if you're good

He'll believe in you

Yes, if you're good

He'll believe in you
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