My wife and I, we live alone
In a little log hut we call our own.
She loves gin and I love rum,
Together we have lots of fun.

Ha ha ha, you and me,
Little brown jug, how I love thee,

'Tis you who make my friends, my foes,
'Tis you who makes me wear old clothes.
Here you are so near my nose,
I tip her up and down she goes.