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Burly:
Suck an elf!
Wolf:
No, no! "Rare" implies dangerously cooked.  When I say rare I mean just let it look at the oven in terror, then bring it out to me.
Wolf:
Doc, I met this terrific girl and I really really really like her.  But, I'm not sure if I want to love her or eat her.
Virginia Lewis:
I'm going to die of long hair!
Tony Lewis:
Wolf:
*talking about Virginia* I need to know if your intentions are honorable.
No, not really.
Prince Wendel:
Happily ever after didn't last as long as we'd expected.
I have a hard time trusting people. I just never want to jump unless I'm sure somebody is going to catch me.
Virginia Lewis:
I'll catch you.  And if I miss for any reason, I'll sit by your bedside and nurse you back to health.
Wolf:
You're as safe as a brick-built pig house.
Wolf:
Huntsman:
Old Elf:
I know your destiny.  You'll ask a question and die before it's answered.
Who are you?
Wolf:
Butter would not melt in my mouth..  Well it would but very slowly!!
Stretch it, twist it, make it grow.  Like a river, make it flow.  Make it pull and pinch and tweak.  Make it grow 'til she grows weak.  Make her moan and scream and cry.  Make her wish that she would die.
Gypsy Lady:
What is it with you people?  What kind of twisted upbringing did you have?  Why can't you just say, "oh, that'll be 100 gold coins."  No!  It's got to be, "Not unless you lay a magic egg, or count the hairs on tha giant's ass!"
Tony:
Virginia:
For seven men she gave her life.  For one good man she was his wife.  Beneath the ice by Snow White Falls, here lies the fairest of them all
Gustave the Magic Mirror:
Mirror one shattered be, by an oaf named Anthony.  Mirror two is on a bed with barnacles upon it's head.  What you seek has not been seen, since it was stolen by the Queen.
Tony Lewis:
Very helpful you have been, just tell us where we can find the Queen.
Gustave the Magic Mirror:
Near she is but not alone.  In a place that is not her home.  In a castle out of sight, where once the Queen was called Snow White.
Don't worry,  I'm not who I used to be.  I've had extensive therapy.  I realize that I have been using food as a substitute for love and I have the books to prove it:  "Breaking the Cycle",  "Heal Yourself in 7 Days",  "Stop Blaming Yourself, Please",  and "Help for the Bed wetting Child"  which I picked up by mistake.
Wolf:
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