So for your own personal amusement... here is some useless knowledge about me: the name is Jess or Jessi Layne or Jessi but NOT Jessica(i have killed people for less than that!). I've aquired a few nick names along the way such as: Tennessee & Country

I work all the time as an at home mom now with my 9 month old son, Zeke... and working all the time and having only one vehicle, that I share with my better half, seems to limit my SOCIAL activities to a bare minimum. When I have the time, I play around with my myspace page, organize my pictures on the computer, and try to walk as much as possible (trying to get rid of that baby weight.) I update my webpage which you are at right now whenever I get bored, which has been a while.


This is my son Zeke and I chillin at the beach.

Most of the time I am with the people that i love the most... my momma, sister, brother, my husband and son and friends that have been there for me through thick and thin. My family is a little spread out at the moment now. My mom is in Georgia... my Sister's in Wilmington... and that limits the time you can spend with someone dramatically. If you are ever looking for me, you will most likely find me at home doing what a good little home maker does... except cook... I don't do that.


This is my husband, myself, and Zeke at the Wright Brothers monument.

I love to read. But not just any books... VAMPIRE BOOKS. I have successfully finished the ENTIRE Vampire Chronicles written by Anne Rice. I love Vampire movies as well. Finally got a DVD player so now I have began the build my collection of Vamp movies slowly but surely. Also I LOVE music. Music is my life. I love to sing and I collect Cds, Tapes, Vynal Records... you know, that sort of thang. I actually own the Beatles "white album" original first print on Apple Records in mint condition!


My honey and I in Texas.

Well that is all for now.... if i think of anything else later i will let you know.... not that my life is all that interesting... but still... screw it. who cares. l8er

A Few Of My Favorite Sayings:

We Do The DaMn ThAnG
Blah Blah Fucking Blah.
Don't WORRY bout' ME!
Point's made with the snatch grab.
Does a one-legged duck swim in a circle?