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Chapter 1 Prologue: Lizzz: *whack* Sendoh you lazy little...GET UP!!! Sendoh: *rubs his eyes* huh?...Lizzz what's up? Lizzz: YOU are...if I have anything to say about it. Sendoh: Huh? Lizzz: *puppy eyes* I gotta write a fic for Linez..you help? *lips start to tremble* Sendoh: *stares* Slave-driver Lizzz: *outraged* NANI??!!! You aren't allowed to talk about Linez-chan like that!!! *voice sweetens* or...were you talking about someone else? Sendoh: Urmmm...Is this gonna be a lemon? Lizzz: *grumbles* no, I'm not allowed to...Linez says you aren't hentai....and I gotta prove I like you.... Sendoh: *dimples* you can prove you like me by writing me a lemon.... Lizzz: Sure!!! Sendoh: Really? Lizzz: YEAH!! I'll write you with....Takamiya (Linez: LIZZZ!Everyone else: NOOOO!!) Sendoh: On second thought...I'll pass....*gulps* Lizzz: *sweetly* I thought you might...Now get out of bed, dressed and ready for my fic!! Sendoh: okay, okay...*lumbers off to the dressing room* Two seconds later Dressing room: NANI??!!! I HAVE TO WEAR THOSE??!!! Lizzz: Kosh-darling...I need a favor. Koshino: Go away...I'm asleep Lizzz: Ohhh...you sleep naked don't you? Mind if I take some pics? I could sell them for a lot... Koshino:*grabs the covers and hugs them close* NO!! Lizzz: Then get dressed. Two seconds later Dressing room: I AM NOT WEARING THOSE!!! Lizzz: idiot minds think alike...*smirk* hey good look'n!...busy tonight?!! Sendoh: *glares and tries to scrach his neck* I feel like a...a...dork... Lizzz: Yes dear...I know. Lizzz: KOSHINO!!! Hey darling...wanna go out together? Koshino: *tugs on his clothing* LIZZZ!! Lizzz: Okay Sendoh...ready? Sendoh: *mutters* no Lizzz: What was that? never mind...let's go. *snaps fingers and scene fades away* Lizzz: Koshino... make it snappy! Koshino: *muffled* NO!! I'm NOT wearing this in public! Lizzz: *sigh* Whatever...*snaps fingers and scene fades* Scene one: In front of the haunted castle. Sendoh: Lizzz what am I supposed to be doing here? Lizzz: Shut up you idiot!! The audience and Linez'll hear!...ESPECIALLY Linez! Sendoh: Okay, now what am I supposed to do? Lizzz: *long suffering sigh* You're supposed to go in the castle and save the ravashing, gorgeous, beautious, magnificent, umm...what's her name, you know the one with a prominent...ummm.....aspect, distinguishing her from most members of the female race.... Sendoh: *stares* Oooookay. (this girl's got major physicotic problems) Sendoh: *walks up and knocks* Hullo, is anyone in there? Door: *collapsed inward* Hey!! it's not nice to go about knocking people down!! Sendoh: *sweatdrop* Urmm..sorry? Door: Well you'd better be! Sendoh: *steps cautiously over the door* Urmm...so what am I doing here? Door: *gasp* You mean you don't KNOW??!! *gasps and starts laughing* oh... this... this... is just... rich... I mean... just WAIT until the others hear about this! Sendoh: Look, I got dragged here by a majorly problamatic... female who's mentally challenged... (muffled sounds from backstage...) NANI??!!! JUST WHO'D ya think YOU'RE CALLING MENTALLY CHALLENGED!!??) Sendoh: *stares* Urmmm... Door: Well you're here to rescue the princess by spending a night in the castle... Sendoh: I'm here to rescue a PRINCESS??!! Door: Yeah, that's about it... Sendoh: *sputters* Bu..but princesses are FEMALE!!! Door: A regular Clever Hanks...yeah princesses are female, that's usually how it works...yeah, that sounds about right... Sendoh: Bu..but, well, hate to break it to ya, but I'm GAY!! Door: *doubtfully* Ya sure? you don't look like a girl to me... Sendoh: I'm not a girl, I'm a guy, I like guys! Door: *chokes and starts laughing again* A... ga... gay... trying to rescue a princessess... hey, maybe you want next door, they had a prince a few centuries ago.... Sendoh: *dryly* Imagine what he looks like now. Door: *stuffily* Well do you want to go in or not? Mysterious unknown person: YES he wants to go in!! *shoves Sendoh in and slams the door back up* Sendoh: *stares at the door* Oh well, may as well go for the princess. Lizzz: Okie! Here we are! Koshino: Lizzz... *sigh* well... I've done some stupid things before but... BERRY PICKING??!! Lizzz: *glare* If sleeping beauty can do it, so can you! Scene two: Inside the haunted castle Sendoh: *sighs and sits down* I wonder... Stool: HEY!!! you're invading my personal space buster! Sendoh: *jumps up* Okay, who is it... Stool: *peevishly* Me! And you're supposed to be fighting the ghosts not sitting on me, and invading a decent stool's rights! Sendoh: Stools have rights? Stool: OF COURSE we have rights!! We have the Constitution of Stools! Sendoh:*sweatdrop* Constitution of Stools? Stool: Yeah! We the stools, of the United Stool Land, in order to form a stool-centered world, establish stool athority, ensure stool rights, provide for stoolish defense, promote the stool-welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty, to stools and our posterity, do ordane and establish this constitution, for the United Land of Stools! Sendoh: Urmmmm....*smiles that tolerant--you're-crazy-sweatdrop smile* Stools: That means that YOUR posterior cannot touch us in any way, unless we ask you to! Except, there is one thing stools from all around the world have been wondering, and that is just WHAT does posterity mean? Sendoh: *face vaults* Future generations. Stool: Ahhhh... Now be a man!! Go and fight those ghosts!! Sendoh: *walks away muttering about wierd doors, stools, and girls* Scene three: The Kitchen Ghost one: *floating* Papa! papa! Were going out to fight the bad man!! Ghost two: What bad man? Ghost three: *looks up from chopping beans* Never mind what bad man, just stay away from him, he's only here to rescue the princess and she's been sulking all day, won't see anyone that prissy little lady. If he wants her, he can have her. Ghost one: Mamma! this one's GAY!!! Ghost three: Well, in that case, we have to keep the princess away at all costs, can't have yuri contaminating Lizzz's SenKosh fic for can we? Prepare for battle!! Sendoh: *looks up and sees a host of ghosts move out armed with....licorice, gummy bears, lollipops, cotton candy...and various* CANDY!!! OH YUM!!! THANK YOU GOD!!! (Lizzz:*grumbles* I AM the god in this fic...no I'm the godess) Ghosts: NANI??!! SENDOH!!! *drops the candy in the dirt and runs up to Sendoh asking for autographs* Sendoh: *T_T* All that candy...*T0T* Lizzz: *checks her watch* what's keeping him so long? Sendoh: *signing autographs* Sure!!! Aww...Aren't you a cutie?! Thanks!! Be glad to!! Ghosts: Hey, Sendoh, I thought you'd be in bed with Koshino by now. Sendoh: *looks up* yeah I would be, but Lizzz dragged me up so I could rescue a stupid princess. Ghosts: Well, we can't let you. You see, we're all SenKosh fans and.... Sendoh: REALLY??!! Great to meet you guys!! Ghosts: So we can't spoil your relationship by introducing a princess. Sendoh: I'm sorry, but if I don't rescue the princess, Lizzz won't let me go back to bed, so I HAVE to finish the fic. Ghosts: Okay, but..if you ditch Koshino, I'll have your...*cough* Scene four: The princesses' bedroom Sendoh: *calls out* Okay, Okay I'm here *tries to open the door and find's it locked* Huh? Ghosts: there's a secret password.. Sendoh:*glares* What is it? Ghosts: *shrug* donno Sendoh: *sigh* Open Seseme! Door2: ??? Sendoh: *death glare* peanut butter! Scotch Saki! Sushi balls! Cherry rolls! Fish Jaws! Blueberry tongue! Lemon liver! Door2:??? Sendoh: *Fustrated* ARGGG!! Beatle dung! Rotton spider soup! *and kicks at the door* Door2: *swings open* HEY that hurt!! Sendoh: *glares and stomps in* Drumroll please........................... Sendoh:*stares* HIRO-KUN!!!! *glompz...or tries to* Koshino: AHHHHH!!! NOT WITH THAT ARMOR YOU DON'T *scoots away* Sendoh: *lands on the bed* Bed:*collapses* HEY!!! Who'd ya think you are?!! Koshino and Sendoh: *buried in the ruins* mmmff Ghost: *shuts the door and leaves Sendoh and Koshino together* Sendoh: Hiro-kun...are you OK? Koshino: Yeah fine, Sendoh: Lemme kiss it better...*advances on Koshino* Koshino: Wait!! I haven't made my speech!! Sendoh: *^^;;;* Speech? Koshino: Yeah, you're supposed to ask me why I'm here...*pauses expectantly* Sendoh: *sigh* why are you here? Koshino: And I'm supposed to say.... Drumrollll.............................. Koshino: Because......I love you....so much that I can't bear the thought of you being with a princess, so......I snuck in here and took her place...... Sendoh: *takes of his armor* Hiro-kun....*glompz* Koshino: Sendoh...*wraps his arms around Sendoh and....* Sendoh: Hey Hiro-kun? Koshino: *feeling pleasently warm and drowsy* hmmmm? Sendoh: You look cute in a dress... but better without it!*starts peeling off Koshino's dress, licking Koshino's neck, sholders.... chest.....nipples.......waistline........and lower* Koshino: Mfffff...Sendoh.... |