Chapter 1 Title: ? Author: Lizzz(ME!!!) Archive: SD babble, and Yev & Yolande's KiyoJin shrine if they choose. (Wei! Now it's in your Neesan's page hor!) Category: Yaoi, comedy, the usual Rating: Urmmm... well you should all be able to read it... Paring: KiyoJin Warnings: It's yaoi, and a little, tiny bit of Kiyota bashing in the beginning. Interpretations of characters or events will agree with yours, so a general OOC warning. Some events and implications may be offensive to the religious.(copyright Enilyn) Spoilers: None(well not really) Disclaimer: SD belongs to Mr. T-chan and the pairing belongs to Yolande. Feedback: Hearts in eyes I'm in love with feedback. Notes: Dedicated to Yolande, really really short, don't kill me! Oh, neko, sorry about before my brain was in a 'grrr take offense at everyone and everything because today just SUCKS!!!' mode...^^;;; again, sorry.. Oh and the story sounds kinda implausibe... but who cares? click "ARGGGGG!!" Kiyota pulled the covers over his head, trying to stay away from the light flooding his eyes. "Kiyota...Get up and be quiet!" A soft voice hissed. "I AM up!! Can't you tell? Turn the lights off!" Kiyota poked a cautious head out, blinking rapidly. "OWW... mffff" A thousand daggers pierced his eyes and he glared balefully at the hand preventing him from releasing the pain. Moving his glare up the well-muscled arm, broad chest, and graceful neck, it finally landed on the face of... Soichiro Jin. "JIN!!! What are you doing here?!!? If my dad finds me awake... I'm DEAD!!" Kiyota lauched out of bed and began shoving his bathrobe in the doorcrack. "Kiyota darling, what's going on up there?" A feminine voice echoed up. "I... uh... well... I... I had a bad dream!" Kiyota finally blurted out. "Awww... darling, you didn't wet the bed did you?" "MOTHER!!!" Blushing furiously Kiyota stole a glance at Jin who looked slightly amused. "Anyways, I'll bring up a cup of milk." "GYAAAA!!!!" Kiyota truned off the lights, ripped his bathrobe out, tossed it on the bed, shoved Jin into the wardrobe, and leapt into bed. After ten or fifteen minutes Kiyota cautiously opened his eyes wondering where his milk was. Then, the door creaked open and... click "GYAAAAAA!!!!" Kiyota once more ducked under the covers protecting his eyes. "Kiyo-darling, I'm so sorry!! Here's you milk honey!" Kiyota's mother walked over to the bed and handed Kiyota the milk. "Drink it alllll up, my dearest darling boy." "Mother!!" Kiyota protested glancing franticly at the wardrobe, where strangled noises were coming out. "Oh, Kiyo-dearest, there's no one here, drink your milk, and don't forget to put diapers on if you need them." "Gasp... cough... choke... moan... gasp... cough..." More muffled sounds came from the wardrobe. "Goodnight darling," Kiyota's mother strode from the room, turning off the light. As soon as she left Kiyota once more stuffed his bathrobe under the door and turned on the lights. "Diapers Kiyota?" Jin stepped out of the wardrobe smiling gently. "She still thinks of me as a two year old!" Kiyota grumbled blushing furiously. SLAM "Ah HAH!!! I knew there was someone here!!" Kiyota and Jin turned simutaniously to stare at the woman peering through a crack in the door. "Mother..." "Don't mother me!! Just WHAT is this... thing doing here??!!" "Ummm... well you see..." Kiyota shot a helpless look at Jin. "I was having some trouble with homework, and I'm here for...tutoring." Jin smiled (who can resist?) "Ohhh, you sweet darling boy." Kiyota's mother suddenly sprouted bunny ears and bounced over to a surprised Jin, ruffling his hair. "Awwwww!!! How CUTE!!!" "^^;;;" "MOTHER!!!!" Kiyota shoved his mother out the door and slammed it, shoving the bathrobe back in place. "Hmmmmph! Well!" came sounds of a person making their dignified way down the staris followed by. "GYAAAAAA!!!! MY TOE OWWWWWW!!!!" echoed through out the house. "^^;;;" Jin stared at the door thinking of the times when Kiyota had gotten hit by a basketball "^^:;;" Kiyota stared at the door mentally thinking 'I don't know her, she's NOT my mother, never seen her before in my life' (Lizzz: ^^;;; idiots) "Sooo... What are you doing here?" Kiyota looked at Jin who was lounging on the bed reading a book. "*Shrug* I need your help." Looking up, Jin tossed the book aside and... "AHHHHH!!! YOU CRINKLED MY BOOK!!!!" Kiyota grabbed the precious artifact and cradled it protectively in his arms. "^^;;; it's only a manga..." "ONLY A MANGA???!!! It's my most precious posession, it is my universe, my soul, my heart... "Ooookay. Anyways, I'm here to ask you to help me to chaperone find a date." "NANI??!!! Who's the girl??" Kiyota jumped up, steam coming from his ears. "Rukawa and Hanamichi....." "NANI??!!!! Wait, wait... so which one of them is a girl?" Kiyota dragged a crinkled picture from his wardrobe and squinted at it. "I think Rukawa looks more like a girl... but Hana acts like one... soooooo... spill." "*rolls eyes* Neither of them is a girl... they're guys and... well, I was giving Yo-chan a ride home from school, and well, we happened to stumble on them... *cough* ummmm..." Jin finished his much edited story. Neglecting to mention the fact that they were both naked and Rukawa was on top and... "Jin... that's not all... you're not the type to go around peeking behind bushes." "*Blush* Yo-chan heard some noises... naturally I didn't let her see what was going on...*cough* so they asked me to go on a date with someone... giving them a chance to play chaperone... and go to a nice romantic French crusine." "Ahhh...sooooo." Kiyota narrowed his eyes "You want a date." "Yeah... that's about it... except..." "No excepts, you can take my sister!" Kiyota grinned "I didn't know you had a sister..." Jin looked uncomfortabe. "Besides... well... do not lust after your best friend's sister?" "That's do not lust after your best friend's wife, and don't worry... you won't be lusting after her..." 'You'll be lusting after me!' Kiyota mind worked furiously. "Anyways pick her up here tomorrow at... two." "GYAAAA!!!!! THE COMB BROKE!!!!" Kiytoa shrieked throwing the offending impliment across the room. "Darling... if you'd only let me come in... I could help you... besides honey, your hair curls... it's natural... be proud!" "ARRRRGGGGGGG!!!" The lipstick hit the door. "It's just a phase..." "Yeah... phase..." "GRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!" Nail polish crashed against the dresser "Darling..." "MMMMPPPHHHHH!!!" Eyeliner and mascara followed "Please... don't wreck my makeup..." "BLAHHHHHHH!!!" Something crashed..." "OWWWWWW!!! DAMN THIS DRESS!!!" Silence... "OHHH DARLING YOU LOOK... you look... you look... well... you look... ummmm..." "Yes I know... isn't it the perfect costume for Halloween? There, Jin's here to pick me up... gotta go!" With that Kiyota tumbled down the stairs and out the door leaving his parents staring at the mess. "Halloween isn't for another week..." "Ohhhh my makeup... *faint*" "Jin darling, let's go over there okay?" Kiyota hung on to Jin's arm dragging him into Macys to browse through the bras and teddies. "What do you think of this one?" He asked holding up a gold laced confection. "..." "Jin?" Kiyota peered under the racks and found Jin unconsious lying on the floor. Rukawa and Hana were no where to be seen, and assumed to be in the dressing room trying on some of the teddies. Lizzz: drool Natuarally, I'm in the dressing room, watching the cough models...) "JIN!!!" Kiyota grabbed a bottle of smelling salts thrusting them under Jin's nose. "GYAAAAA!!!" Jin jumped up choking and cluching his poor pitiful nose. "I think..." "Ohhh you are soooooo right..." Kiyota gushed grabbing Jin and hauling him out the doors. "We just HAVE to go get some perfume for me... I simply ADORE the smell of... sandlewood... it smells soooooo manly!!!" 'Gods am I doing this? Or overdoing this?' (Lizzz: Overdoing it darling, but sarcasticlly just a little bit... Kiyota: Oh really? relieved Thanks Lizzz: sweatdrops Uh huh...) "Ahhh...look at this... manly vigor!!! Don't you love it??!!" Kiyota thrust yet another bottle under Jin's nose. Rukawa and Hana had sensibly waited outside... or somewhere private. "*moans* Yes...lovely." Jin was sure that he'd never be able to smell anything again. "Let's go for dinner darling..." Kiyota finally responded to the gestures of a starving Hana outside. "Ohhhh YUM!!!" Kiyota's dress was splattered with... things... Jin delicately forked another clam into his mouth and Kiyota watched mesmerized by those delectable lips, chewing slowly. (Lizzz: Stares at Rukawa mesmerized by the exact same thing) So mesmerized in fact, that he did not notice the piece of gooyness hanging on his fork, fall onto his dress. And so it continued throughout the night... "Thanks sooo much for dropping me at home..." Kiyota jumped off the bike and dragged Jin up the oak in the front yard and into his room. "Ohhhh Jin... Your chest is sooooo smooth," Kiyota ran his hands down Jin's chest slipping his hands under the shirt. "Ummm Ms..." "Ohhh just Anna will do! After all, we ARE engaged right?" "Engaged..." "OHHH YES!!! I love you sooo much!!! and Kiyota said you loved me too" "Ummm... can I talk to Kiyota for a minute?" "SURE darling... anything you say!!!" Kiyota rushed out of the door to change and wipe off the makeup. "JUST WHAT DID YOU TELL YOUR SISTER??!!!" Jin looked furious. "Well... just a little white lie for the good of the cause?" Kiyota looked nervous... "WELL!! I don't want to marry her... I hate her personality..." "Sooooo..." Kiyota said coyly. "What kind of personality do you like?" "Well... for one thing, I thought your sister might be more like you..." "YOU LIKE ME???!!! JIN!!!" *glompz*" Kiyota pounced and knocked Jin onto the bed, sinking into the sheets. "I love you too..." "Huh?" "Well you just said you liked my character..." Kiyota kissed Jin thrusting his tongue into the warm delightful mouth. "Mmmmfff!" "Nani? you don't love me?" "I do, I love you Anna..." "Jin! how'd you know?" "You taste like caviar... mffff" Both fell back on the bed, legs tangling around each others bodies... and a figure in the doorway smiled and whispered... "I'll come back up later... honey." ~The End~