Lines from Oz

The Poetry of Brian Langley

 

Two little ditties - The first one is a reminiscence from my long past youth, the second, a limerick inspired by a friend who had bought new bathers (swimming costume) many months ago but had never got them wet.

 

The Pimple

 

The other day when I arose
I found a pimple on my nose
It made my nose look red and sore
I hope I don't get any more

 

 

New Bathers

 

I bought some new bathers in Chisenham
Went down to the ocean to christen 'em
I looked all about
But the tide was right out
So all I could do was just piss in 'em

 

©B. Langley March 2001

 

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