Monica's Lovers!
Paul The Wine Guy - so did he sell it, make it, drink it or just complain a lot? We'll never know cos this fool messed with Monica when he really should have known better. After feeding her a "line" to sleep with her, he dumped faster than you could smash a watch!

Alan - The guys loved Alan - but Monica didn't! Bye bye Alan.

Bob - Joey fancies Bob's girlfriend, Angela so pretends to set Monica up with Bob while telling Angela and Bob that Monica is his girlfriend. When Monica realises, Joey talks her into splitting up the happy couple which they manage. For what purpose? We don't know as Angela and Bob were never mentioned again.

Fun Bobby - Or no-so-fun Bobby as it turned out! The alcoholic dumped Monica after mistakingly thinking that she had a problem herself.

Coma Guy - The one that Monica and Phoebe landed in hospital then spent all their time looking after, imagining him to be the "perfect" guy.

Dr Rosen and Dr Mitchell - see Rachel's Lover page for full details.

Young Ethan - The High School senior. Monica was falling in love with him but he made her feel like Joan Collins. Who's Joan Collins Ethan asks.

Pete - Bless him, the cute, cuddly millionaire that Monica just wasn't attracted to. And then she was. And then he chose Ultimate Fighting over Monica. Stupid guy.

Dr Richard Burke - Old enough to be her father, he's Monica's true love (before Chandler that is). They break up when she realises he doesn't want kids - he's a grandfather after all. Later he decides (on the day that Chandler is going to propose to Monica) that he does want children after all and nearly ruins everything.

Mischa - The translater that held Phoebe's and Sergei's relationship together. Very brief.

Julio - The jerk that thought all women were empty. Dumped for obvious reasons.

Jean-Claude Van Damme - Rachel set them up on a blind date but he only agreed to go because Rachel told him Monica wanted a threesome with him and Drew Barrymore. Monica was NOT amused!

Chip Matthews - What a loser! But Monica was just proud to date, and dump, the coolest boy in school. The sad thing was, he never grew up.

Tim Burke - Icky! Richard's son. Things were going fine until he kissed her - just like Richard!

Chandler - Last, but not at all least. In fact, he's the best by far. A drunk, depressed Monica ends up in bed with Chandler the night before Ross' wedding to Emily. And the rest is history, thank goodness!
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