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| This section of my web page is devoted to the never ending fight against onions! Onions are one of the most annoying vegetables there is and ever will be. They are in practically every food that you could imagine. The next thing you know they'll be making onion flavored milkshakes! We've got to fight against the ongoing invasion of onions in our food. This page page will explain the many reasons that onions should be made extinct ( or at least give us the option to have food without them). First things first, Onions are included in practically everything and most of the time they are included without our knowing. For example, did you know that many restaurants mix onions in with their groundbeef so that it is impossible to have some ground beef that is not contaminated by these nasty little vegatables. Well it is true. And have you ever gone to a fast food place and ordered a cheeseburger without onions and when you recieve your order, low and behold, there are little tiny diced pieces of onion on it that are impossible to pick off. It is so inconsiderate for people who like onions to try to forcee them into my diet by disguising them. Well they can't fool me. No Siree!! Now here is a list of many other reasons that onions are just plain icky! 1) They make you cry 2)They belong to the same family as cabbage and beans which means they make you pass gas. 3)The make your breath 4) They are deadly to cats and smell dogs (seriously, I am telling the truth here) 5)They are unhealthy for human consuption and if you don't believe me here is proof: *Egyptian slaves were fed onions in order to keep them stupid *Everyone that ate an onion in the years 1830-1835 are now dead. *Anyone who was born in 1930 and has ate an onion has very wrinkled and some have even died fom their onion eating problems. Now if this page has not convinced you that onions are evil.... WHO CARES!!!!!! All I know is that I think that onions are evil and that I am not alone. Thank -you for visiting my page please sign my guestbook on the way out. (No cussing allowed). O yah and if you wish to e-mail me my e- mail is |
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