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| Like A Virgin |
| By: Katee Macklem and Vanessa Rowe |
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| ~The Characters~ |
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| Daney- (Pronounced Duh-Nay). Lives in a house with her twin sister, Six, and her mother. She's going out with Scott Moffatt (he's in the band, The Moffatts, for all you stupid people out there who didn't know that). The only thing the same between her and Six is their hair and their eyes. Blonde and blue. Daney has a mustache, and she's enormously fat. She loves food and Willa Ford. |
| Scott- is on a promotional tour with his brothers, Dave, Clint, and Bob while trying to have a girlfriend at the same time. Scott has a B.O. problem, and he squats in an old Esso station with his brothers, father and Sheila, who are both crackwhoring prostitutes. Scott loves Daney, but going on tour without her gives his scars time to heal. |
| Zsa Zsa- (Pronounced Jah Jah) She used to have brown hair, but something she ate turned it red. She tries to be punk, but she ends up being as prep as everyone else. Her best friend, and food-buddy, Daney introduced her to Scott's brother, Bob, and since then, he was the only thing she craved more that a whole turkey with all the garnishings. Now Six is disgusted by Zsa Zsa, and Zsa Zsa is jealous of Six, so they constantly fight with each other, and they both like Bob. |
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| Bob Moffatt- The hottest Moffatt, this one get his mack on frequently. Especially with Six. His brother wants him to love someone else, but he can't bring himself to do it. |
| Six- Daney's twin, the twin that'll have the guys drooling. She's skinny, big chested, sexy and experienced. She also dresses nicely, and she adores Bob. What more could Bob want? |
| Clint Moffatt- is attracted to Zsa Zsa from the start but is too shy to tell her. Has conflicts with inner self about what to do with his feelings |
| Dave Moffatt- everyone's guidence counselor, and helpful friend. He had always had a secret crush on Daney, but never told anyone and therefore ends up losing her to Scott. |
| Toshauna- Girl the Moffatts met at a concert from Spain. Surprise villian or new girlfriend? Wait and see! |
| Winter- supporting character/good friend of Zsa Zsa's/ best friend to Blue-Jay. Winter is like the psychiatrist of the story. She's the shoulder to lean on whenever you're down and she always knows what to say and how to make everything seem more positive. She's in a couple of Zsa Zsa's classes and she knows Daney from Zsa Zsa. |
| Blue-Jay- supporting character/good friend of Daney's/best friend to Winter. Blue-Jay is the groups smart ass tough chick. She'll flat out tell you how she feels and what she's thinking whether you want to hear it or not. She's very cool though and her personality attracts one of the brothers. |
| Katee- Minor character, friend to Six, and best friend to Vanessa. Thinks Bob is cool, but prefers her boyfriend, Mike. Punk rock loving Katee will do almost anything for a laugh. Also a writer of this spoof. |
| Vanessa- Another minor character, friend to Six, and best friend to Katee. Thinks Bob is cool, but prefers boyfriend, Jesse. Vanessa loves alot of different musicians, but clearly hates rap. Also a writer of this spoof. |
| ~The Setting~ -Takes place mostly in Nashville, TN. -The boys travel a lot too, and occasionally the girls go with them. -Sometimes it even ends up in the bedroom! LOL! That is sooooo not funny! |
| ~The Plot~ The plot is the difficulties of having almost long distance relationships. Scott and Bob mainly have to deal with always being away from their g/f's and other things that get in the way: their parents, their friends, the boys' fans, and the media. Meanwhile, the girls have to deal with always hearing and coping with the boys's fans. Also, being away from them for long periods of time and their loyalty and honesty factors. On the other side of it all, Clint and Dave try to deal with their losses and what to do about their g/friendlessness. It also includes stabs at the boys "flaws" and exaggerations of ugliness. |
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| Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4, Chapter 5, Chapter 6, Chapter 7, Chapter 8, Chapter 9, Chapter 10, Chapter 11, Chapter 12, Chapter 13, Chapter 14, |
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