Kyoko/Libby: "*reading a paper i wrote in science* ........ "Hypothesi"?! Libby, you can't just change the plurals of every word to "i'!" -Tama (ok so she said it, but it was me who wrote hypothesi) "UTAH?! What the hell's in Utah?! Besides mormans." "Oh good, I didn't-- damnit!" (whenever i think i didn't do something bad, then find out i did) "She fell off and landed in a pile of laughing retardedness." (a line from chompy) "But maybe if I kick his ass he'll sit himself down and go why the hell did she just kick my ass." *during our wrestling, mat has my arms trapped behind my back, my back to his front, and kali on his back trying to strangle him. my hands are down* "You know, I am right in the position to grab something!" "What makes you giggle?" -Amb "Hmm.. obscene sexual refferences?" -me "Any special skills?" -Amber ".... well, I'm really good at international espionage." -me "*listening to a commercial* ......?! Did he just say 'You could win a trip to the Olympic Games in Sigil'?!" "You know, they should have nutrition labels on make-up." -Amber "Why? Are you planning on eating my compact? *reads the ingreditants of the compact* Ah! There's ASPERTAME in my compact!" -me "Did you ever notice that when you write quotes from your mom you write 'blah blah blah' for most of it?" -Amber "....... all I got outta that was 'blah blah blah', what were you saying?" -me "How can you only be semi-evil?" -Amber "I don't know, that's what he (mat) said. Think of it as... like the Bud Lite of evil." -me "Fat-free evil!" -Amber "Just one calorie, not evil enough." -me (quoting dr. evil) "Isn't that like Cherrios?" -Amber "........ I'm thinkin' that's Pepsi One, Amb." -me "Is that a phone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" -Amber "That.. would be a phone." -me "If you mixed a White Russian and a Fuzzy Navel together, would you get a White Navel, or a Fuzzy Russian?!" "Don't you think the plural of ambulance should be 'ambuli'?" "Where's Mr. Gaudet?" -Brandy "I dunno, just follow the scent of fruit." -me "Do you believe in love at first sight?" -Mrs. Kupferman "Nope." -me "Yeah. I mean *she starts talking and all I hear is 'blah blah blah'* Hey, it could happen." -Nasheeta "Okay, someone's starting to sound like a McDonald's commercial." -me "Blah blah blah China, something something blah. Are you listening?" -mom "....I heard China." -me "Blah blah blah, something about manners, blah-blah blah!" -Mom "Oh my god, she's trying to teach us morals! Run for your lives!" -me "Fine! Just ignore me!" -Hami "Do you know why I'm ignoring you?" -Mom "Cuz it's easy?" -me "Look! It's fruity Bob! Whee! *makes 'bob' skip around the screen*" -Hami (our Azure Dreams char) "If Bob was a fruit.... what kind of fruit would he be?" -me "Hmmmm..." -Hami "If Ghosh was a fruit, he'd be a Mango! 'No! You cannot have-a the Mango!'" -me "*gasp* Libby! You should make Moongate EVIL!" -Mat "Uhm, isn't it already?" -me "HOW MANY RINGS UNTIL YOU PICK UP THE PHONE?" -A survey "Four.. but sometimes I just sit there and go "What's that sound?!"." -me "DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?" -Same survey "No.. but when I was a little kid I used to pretend I was a giant and that the broccoli was forests! I would eat the leaves off in one bite! CHOMP! And sometimes my ketchup would get on it, but that was okay because I'd just pretend it was blood from the people that were in the trees." -me "*in the middle of the kitchen* Where's Hami?" -me "I dunno... is he outside?" -mom "*sarcastic face*..... let me look through the wall!" -me "What a great way to die! Get choked to death by your own underwear!" (after listening to Bill talk about The General's Daughter) "Blah blah blah lick something something Libby's house." -Mat "*suddenly paying attention* Whoah whoah whoah, licking what at my house?" -me "When we fight at your house, the only rule is I can't bite you, right?" -Mat "*blink blink* Well, you can't lick me either, if that's what you're getting at." -me "Wait, we figured it out; Jira was milking the cows one night when Dane came in for his uh.. nightly-raping... and.... he missed." -me "And then Asheyu was born." -Dane "*cough cough cough cough cough*" -Mat "....breathe much?" -me "No! Take your devil cookies and go back to Canadia!" (I yelled this at a girl scout) "Didn't your mother ever tell you... NOT to piss off the carnies?!" "Blah blah blah.... fatality!" -Kirisame "*suddenly paying attention* What? Did someone say something about death and destruction?" -me "Hey, Mark's in hell." -Hami "............already?" -me "No no, I mean he's in agony!" -Hami "Say, "I don't know what you're talking about, Joe! You must be dillusional! Is that platypus on your breath?"! Hahahaha!" "Hey Hikaru, your village called, they want their idiot back." "*sigh* For the lack of guns...." "Do you think vampires are considered a minority?" -Tama "No!" -me "Why not?" -Tama "Because they're not given advantages over other people... *tama looks at me like "yeah right"* Well that's not what I mean, I mean... they're not like the handicapped people, with the ramps!" -me (see this is the kind of thing we have discussions about!) "You know, you've got a great sex of humor...-- I mean SENSE!" "*later on* Yeah, cameras stole my non-sexistant oul.. agh I mean non-Existent SOUL! I need a nap..." "You know, I'd be afraid of omnipotent, over-lord airport PA systems!" *jira taps the inside of her arm during cherades to show syllables* "Setsuna!" -me (it looked like she was waiting for a smack hit) "Where'd Renee` go?" -me "..........winnebego?" -Asheyu "Wanna bagel???" -Hikaru "Nope you're not an idiot. Cupid's just blind." -Sock "Yeah he must have been drunk too..." -me "What was that? The Bucs won? I thought the ground was getting cold!" (hell freezing over-- you get it) "Don't put that on your webpage, people will think I'm a Nazi!" -me "But Libby, you are a Nazi!" -Tama "I--! Oh yeah......" -me (I'm not really a "nazi", just me and all my blond friends are called that) "Nice shirt Chris. Is the fruit bowl empty?" "Agh! I'm gonna go postal!" -me "Right Libby..." -Hikaru "No, I know I've been saying that for the last two years, but this time I really mean it!" -me "No, it's like... the paper-cut of whores, as opposed to a labotomy!" -me "But what about the not-so-dirty whores?" -Tama "I dunno, like a finger-amputation." -me "Yeah-- well-- you-- Canadian!" (using it as an insult) "If you're going to kill somebody, you should at least put the effort out to do a good job of it." "Well if you ever start speaking that devil language (french) around me, you just might find a pen in your trachea." -me "I wanna see that movie." -Hikaru "*bewildered* What, trachea?" -me "I choked on a LifeSaver once." "O+ is like... the french fries of blood." "This is the most important tool you'll ever have in your life." -my mom "What, bread?" -me (she was holding a piece of bread as she said this) "Poor rich people..." "What the hell? Is there some kind of orange-juice-shortage going on around here?!" "Stop spelling like a Canadian!" "Hey waitta minute, I recognize this! This is one of those games at the fair you can never win!" (talking about Miko trying to get Ien dressed, when he didn't want to) "Michiru's parents are... Mick Jagger and Linda Tripp! Hence the big thighs, and dinosaur-like reflexes! (a joke about if you don't move, she can't see you) And now she's smashing her violin on the stage! Well that just figures..." "Nah Bill Gates isn't my idol anymore, he's just my hero. Now my idol is that guy in the Crash Bandicoot suit!" "It's like trying to sell fish to an aquarium!" "Of course I'm not moving to Japan! I just have all my luggage and my passport here for no reason!" "Look! A diversion!" "Please stand clear! Tama's scanner is backing up!" "I know, we could send like... dolphins into space! We could keep them in giant aquariums on Mercury!" "Of course I know what cabin fever is; I' seen the Muppet movie!" "I don't even have enough money for lunch, how could I bribe her?!" "Tuxedo Kamen is now chasing Vegita around with the weed eater!! That would make a nice Christmas Card!!" -from Asheyu's Baka's 500 "64 controllers vibrate harder... hmm you know this isn't making me sound very good... " "Can't I just eat pokemon like everybody else?!" "Just because you're crazy doesn't give you the right to stop making sense! It's not fair to the rest of us!" "Kaze no.... yosei... ah the faeries bit me!" "Ferrio is mine... and Helios is mine... and Makoto is mine... and Alucard is mine... and Trunks is mine... and Gohan is mine... and-- wait this is legal, right?" "Hikaru, if you had another brain, it'd be lonely." "Watch these preppy kids get into a situation where only Mentos can bail them out!" "And all the proceeds go...to......ME!" "That's one of the most fuhked up thinks I've ever heard..even worse than that orgy in the moon-walk!" "Ya fruity bastard!" "Encoming fruit!" "I think she's a friggin' fruit! No, a whole BASKET of fruits! A fruit basket!" "Now you're starting to sound like a Jerry Springer show!" "Aw they put shrubs in the orgy pit! Now people can't roll around in it, because it'll be all pokey!" "A pirate's life is a wonderful life....... that is, unless you hate the sea....or.....are....like, afraid of wood...then you've gotta problem, but once you get around those minor details, it's actually pretty good." "What was I going to say?" -Tama "Moo." -Me "That's right Libby, I'm sure I was going to say 'moo'. You're so clairvoyant." -Tama "Using last year's spelling words I see." -Me "'Moo' was a spelling word?!" -Tama "Does that sign say "gymnasium pie"?!" "'Just details'?! Right, I'm sure that's what they told HITLER when he started drawing decapitated JEWS in HIS tree!" "Great, another holy-roller! If we had one more we could have a car!" "Letting your kid swim in the same tank as sharks is like... sending him into a room full of..nitrous oxide with one of the torch thingies! *mockingly* Now don't you light this...torch thingy!" "He was cute, but that 'one eye' thing really turns you off!" "I was chasing Hikaru in the movie theater, and I got my damn foot stuck in the seat!" "YOU! I bet you're GUILTY aren't you?!" -me "What, I didn't do anything!" -some person on the street "Oh, don't gimme that crap!" -me "What about leper-children, Jira-chan?! You still think they're cute now?!" "You know Jira-chan, someday I'm going to hit you with a giant bag of fluff!" "The cookies have spoken! Don't disobey the God Cookies!" "If you think about it, everything is Michiru's fault!" "Stop FWUPPING me!" "When I'm president, I'm going to pass a law that you CAN'T PLAY GOLF!" "I got your twinkie right here, baby!" "That guy! You know, the one with the missing eye!" "You know what's really funny? When people spell words that mean 'stupid' wrong!" "Feeling a little chibi?" "Only in Tokyo....." "Shut-up damn you! I do NOT have tendencies!"

Tama: "*after itami makes mat mad* Well.... looks like you're sleepin' on the couch tonight!" "Australians are just english convicts." "Look! A rat in an Armani!" "Vote for me, because all my opponents are morons!" "For production purposes, we were only able to afford one unicorn!" (after finding out both unicorns in Legend were male, when one was supposed to be female) "Her smile is so fake." -Kali "Well, I think every smile is fake unless you're going to laugh." -Tama "I think you're going to win this time, Kali! *watching her play puzzle fighter. long pause, kali looses* Oops.... *new game* I think you're really going to win now, Kali. *long pause, kali looses*" -Tama "Goddamn you and your fatal optimism Tama!" -Kali "No, I'm tired I'm gonna come get you now." -Tama's mom "But... you don't have to, Brian will bring me home later." -Tama "...... no, I'm tired I'm gonna come get you now." -Tama's mom "I wouldn't have to argue with you if you'd just agree with me." "Where's your hot-pants, Mat?" (playing space channel 5) "Spy goes in, cable comes out!" (watching MI:2) "Hmm.. if 'neo' means new.. then does that mean there used to be a Sporin?!" (neosporin) "Tama where are you?" -me "I fleed north." -Tama (we were playing moongate) "'Fleed'? Tama, shouldn't it be 'fled'?" -me "No!" -Tama "You're making up your own words again!" -me "So?! It's like you, with 'snuck' instead of 'sneaked'!" -Tama "But 'snuck' sounds better!" -me "And so does 'fleed'!" -Tama "It's 9:00 Libby.. do you know where your Moongate is?" (i told her i would come on at 9) "Okay Libby, you've got the Galactic Donut, the Cosmic Pop-tart... are you trying to turn the universe into breakfast?!" "Here cloaky, cloaky, cloaky!" (she was calling to me; I had a big black cloak on) "You can take Jira out of RENT, but you can't take the RENT out of Jira." ".. from smoking crack in my locker!" -Tama "In your locker?" -me "Yeah, what'd you think I meant when I said there wasn't any room for stuff in my locker? I'm an extortionist.. I mean contortionist!" "What exactly are you trying to make?" -me "I dunno, like an inverted-square..." -Tama "..... Tama, an inverted square is a SQUARE!" -me "I'm dis-jointed.. I mean--hahahaha!" (she meant to say double-jointed) "First, I'd like you all to know... Mat's gay! Yes, he's gay!" "What?! No video games?! Well, I'll sell you my Playstation; my friends are warring over it." -me "Yeah, we need the money to finance our hostile take-over of the Sakura Pen factory in Japan!" -Tama "Oh, he said something about me using him and throwing him away like a wet carpet!" "Everyday... 'I'm gonna seek revenge... blah blah blah!'" (talking about joe) "Do you know how much more dangerous he'd be if he had muscles?!" (talking about mat) "Shuttup, whitey." "It's Libby, the White Wonder!" (I had a white hood on and it looked like I was KKK) "Ow!" -me "What?" -Tama "I smacked into your wall." -me "Well that's not good, because there are a lot of walls around here, seeing as it is a house and all." -Tama "It's not my job to feed my kids!" -Tama's dad "I feel all holiday-ey!" "Is that a water snake in your pocket Mulder or are you just happy to see me!" "Don't be silly; everyone knows 42 is the answer to every question in the galaxy!" "Setsuna works at the Fwuckery!" "A fool and her innoncence are soon parted." "I got it!" -me "You may have had it at one time there, Libby..." -Tama "When you start making video games Libby, I want you to make a character that is just like me! It doesn't even have to be the main character!" "That guy keeps bugging me, that 'Go-getta' guy!" -Tama "'Go-getta'?! You mean Gogeta?!" -me "It's a conspiracy!" "It's the pizza-boy-shaped bush! In the leather jacket! Who steals lawn gnomes!" "We should just make a company and get people to do the work for us. We could call it... Tama!" "We're in remedial geometry honors!" "They're from Swazi-land!" "Armageddon in flaming strawberry pop-tarts!" "Mom! How come you never buy food?!" -Tama "Because you guys keep eating it!" -Tama's mama "Oh great, here comes Rachel! Let's break out the 'rachel' slurs!" "Trust me! I saw this on TV!" "You say potato, I say potato!" "Ploog it!" "I hope somebody reads that and like...pukes!" "Would you stop with the 'Magical of Death' stuff?!" "You ate Bob!" "Is that a flying icecream sandwich?!" "What a fun way to pass the time! Let's all give ourselves concussions!" "Would you hold still Lance?! The toothpicks keep falling out of your hair!" "Those are like, famous last words! *mockingly* "No, I can do this! Watch!"" "There is NO such thing as the flavor purple!" "I need to make you a webpage on 'The Senshi Crackhouse'! And ya' know what I'll call it?! Tinkey Winkey's guide to being as 'dumb as a doornail!'" "Have you ever noticed that superheroes without families wear capes?" "I wonder if Bill Gates has his own brand of socks? He could call it… Microsocks!" "Even evil people don't know everything…" "Don't cry over spilt feelings." "I don't want your pity!"

Hikaru: "People with clear bathtubs shouldn't bathe in public." "Watch out for that huge drip behind you! *sidesteps direct path of falling water*" -me "But I'm right here!" -Hikaru "Can we turn your pool into jello?" "The second half of my party will be celebrating Let's Have Sex Day." -me "Okay, everyone has to supply their own whip-cream." -Hikaru "Can we turn the lake into jello?" -me "What?!" -Hikaru "*blink blink* What?" -me "Did you just say 'Can we get naked in the ghetto'?!" -Hikaru "Highly disturbable; keep away from children and blatent stupidity!" "Uhm, whoever owns the grey school, your lights are on!" (they left the outside school lights on) "You don't want to get inside my head, you won't like what you find." -me "You don't want to get inside my head, you won't find your way back out!" -Hikaru "...and must be written in sentance form, exclaimation mark, FORM!" "Well it wasn't that bad..." -Hikaru "No, it was worse, because we were only using him for his money." -me "Oh yeah, and then we were gonna kill him." -Hikaru "Video games are much more interesting than guys anway!" -me "Yeah! At least you can figure them out!" -Hikaru "Nazi, I am Okra!" (I still haven't figured out what the hell she was talking about) "The pink fly moos at midnight!" (her trying to talk in a code she made up) "What the hell is a 'quief burger'?!" -me "A quief between two slices of bread! Hahahaha!" -Hikaru "I'm not as stupid as I look." -Stephen "Well that's a relief." -Hikaru "That's funny. Stephen thinks he works at Pizza Hut." -me "I do, I swear! I'll bring my hat in tomorrow!" -Stephen "Yeah, you prob'ly stole it from the pizza guy." -Hikaru "Watch out there, 'Gran Turismo'!" (yelling at this one kid who ran past us) "Oh no, I've been 'chested'!" (talking about being hit with chess pieces) "Here, take this, you Moon King!" "I see London, I see France, I see King Endymion's underpants!" "There's a lot of turbulance in this tree, man." "Hey Hikaru, where are you going to keep your henshin stick?" -Tama "*blatently* Up your butt!" -Hikaru "*in a funny voice* I worship you almightly golden donkey, you are like a rolex!" "Damnit! I still look like a duck!" "I think they have chicken-pot-pie over here, I just saw one go by!" "And you see that little dot right there? That's Yakastonia!" "10/19-The fat boy ate the cow that jumped over the moon when it landed in his front yard and broke all it's legs and started mooing incesivily or constantly for those of you like me who can't spell or read or understand words like 'incompitint', I really don't know if I spelled that right or left I could've gone left but nooo I had to be stupid and not look at the map and go someplace colored like pink I used to hate pink but now I think it's pretty 'cause I look so nice in it, I bet that the fat boy was nice and so was the cow!" (this sentance was actually written with no punctuation at all except the last exclaimation) "10/18-Blah blah blah hungry blah blah blah blah mmm blah blah Halloween Horror Nights blah blah blah food mmm blah blah blah swallow blah blah digest blah blah blah blah poop! The end :)" (journal entry) 'Faggot-tree'?! Is that anything like the 'Toilet-tree'?! Hahahaha!" (it actually said 'faggotry') "*like Adam Sandler* Look at my sexy belly-button!" "Does the Quarterback having lost his eye have anything to do with the fact that there is no "i" in the Gymnasium Pie sign?" (the smartest thing she's ever said) "Oh they dropped another one..." (cheerleaders) "I wanna catch him in a dress! With a cape!" "Ugh...my enchilada hurts!" "If you were half as smart as me, you'd know there's no such thing as 'logical thinking'!" "Banshee! Do you know what that is? It's banshee in a can!" "Look, it's the 'Poo-poo Platter'!"

Rayku/Sock: "What'd yoes ca mai?" -Freaky Language Guy "Puca...pera.....punto, ah shit I did it again! You can keep the pay phone money. Somebody save me!" -Sock "Don't go knocking on Death's door... ring the bell and run away, he hates that!!" "I think that guy in the Miata over there is getting a blow-job!" -Sock's mom "*very quickly speaking* Yeah yeah sure it's a great car like m&ms i eat 'em every day." -Sock's dad (narrating nascar interviews on mute) "Why you don't go to the dead place?" -Sock "..........you mean HELL?" -me "I can hear people looking at me!" "Remember that one time we passed by here and the donkey's were doin' it?" -Nureta, Sock's mom "Yeah! They were stealing flowers!" -Batman (i had just quoted asheyu about the 'losing her flower' thing) "*sing-songy* Flipper, Flipper, Flipper! Got shot by a har-poon! Now he is dead, got shot in the head. It's time for a dog!" -Batman "Why are you talking to him (joe)!!!! Don't tell him that. Tell me what he's saying. Don't tell him you're telling me either. Infact don't say anything about me." -me "Okay but don't tell him I'm telling you. Oh I and I won't tell him I'm talking to you." -Sock (from joe conversation) "Mat you bastard you killed Libby!" "Well if you knew all the ways the word was spelled WRONG, then there'd only be one choice left, and it'd be the right one." -me "Or another word: kat, katt, caat, cct, dog." -Sock "No you could just walk up knock on his door and say: Ta da! Here I am let me in." "Hey what's up?" -me "Oh not much... the sky... taxes.." -Batman, Rayku's dad "You know what they say, "When life gives you lemons.." -Sock "Yeah yeah I know, "make lemonade." -me "Uh no I was going to say you spray the lemon juice in lifes eye because it's full of *%*$" -Sock "First rule of holes: when you find yourself in one, stop digging!" "Hey, it worked for Clinton!" "I'm the personification of all the lost left socks in the universe." "Do you think she's back to her old habits, even though she deleted herself?" -Rayku "Huh?" -me "Walking down the street in the middle of the day in her nightgown!" -Rayku (talking about Lain) "Is that your Klepto Coat, Sock?" -me "I don't know what you're talking about...." -Rayku (says it while sliding a bottle into it inconspicuously) "Do I like math? Pssh, check the temperature in hell." "I do not have fatal Malaysian chicken pox!" "You assaulted a flower peddler?!" "That's wrong! I live in a box with central heating, not A/C!" "You know I might accidently roll this window down and throw the bird out if he doesn't shut-up!" -Rayku's Dad "I'll live next your house...and drink smoothies!"

Mr. Kelly: "Yep, I'm one of those anti-nightclub people." "I'll be back, don't you worry! I'll be back this Friday, you can bet on it!" (threatening the sailor senshi as Kellite) "I still have those post-its....I put them up on my door to keep evil spirits out." "Zap! You're all zapped!"

Yutsu/Renee': "So Libby what'd you think?" -Renee` (at the end of the Guys and Dolls performance) "You were the best drunk ever!" -me "Hahahahahaha SHUDDUP." "Get thee back, Satan!" (she screamed this at me while making an X with her fingers because I have a pentagram ring) "Uh-hyuk! Did it take you a whole walk around the track to make that one up?!" "Hey kid! Give me your... pool!" "Yeah, Sparrow likes the feeling of two balls in his hands!" (talking about Sparrow dribbling 2 basketballs) "I'm multi-talented, I can talk and piss you off at the same time!" "What if it was YOU in that microwave?!" "Using profanity where it doesn't need to be! Shut the HELL UP!" "Cake on you!" "I'm smiling because they haven't found the bodies yet." "Don't 'trait' on me!" "That one-eyed guy? He would have been cute if he could, I dunno, pop a marble in there or something!" "Ahh! I have no pulse!" "Sorry?! For what?! Temporary insanity?! At least YOU can get rid of it!" "Stop whining! Or...I won't feed you!" "I'm not like you, I'm not a child molester!"

Asheyu: "Well i'm not 100% morman... I'm also jewish and athiest!" "Vote for me! My shoes are made out of cheese!" "...blah blah blah lost her flower." -Mat "Yeah, that sucks. Was it a rose?" -Asheyu "What? I mean "she lost her flower"..." -Mat "Oh... I lost a carnation once..." -Asheyu "If I had a deer, I would name it Bob...... after Jennifer Aniston." "As long as the fish swims, the turtle eats, and the cow moos.... the eagle will not turn pink." "The eagle flies a thousand miles, but the turtle, none." "Yes Libby, you're beautiful, like a weeping willow in a desert." "Hey Asheyu, are you in Drama?" -Tama "....... two periods with Mr. Gaudet?" -Asheyu "'Sting Scorpion Death Lock'?! Oh no, this Surge cap has predicted the armageddon!" "What's the matter Colonel Sanders? Chicken?" "Oh my god! It's Mr. Gaudet in drag!" "I knew I'd seen you somewhere before! Rainbow Brite?" (talking to Haruka) "Whoo... stealthy there Super-dumbass-man." "In the name of Sailormeteor, I will rise against all evil, Sparrow's, Olsen twins movies and peanut butter!" -Asheyu's Sailormeteor intro "Oh be a man! Put on the lipstick!" "Libby! You're NOT a wrestler!" (trying to wriggle away from me before I pile-drived her) "There's really only one place that they could be: at their 'love-shack' or behind the cafeteria with the lunch lady mafia. The answer's obvious. They'd be at the one place they wouldn't think we'd think they'd be which would depend on what we think, cause I might think 'love shack' and you might think cafeteria, so it could be either of the places we think, but I think it's the 'loveshack' mostly cause I think they'd think that we'd think of thinking-" "Damn that Miss Friese! I think it's Mentos time!" "Mmm chocolate flavored lampshades....." "The monkey-things were hungry because all they ate was tree-bark, and they weren't allowed to eat it. So they tried to eat Lara." "My numbers are ugly. Wait, that's just my hand writing." "Evil people ramble... Hey wait, so does Tama!" "A tour through Yakastonia with a two-headed christmas tree named Arnold!" "Check mate. Um, we are playing Go Fish, right?" "As some smart person once said, 'Never put Austin Powers in the microwave'...wait that's not right...never put him in the freezer...no, no, never put the freezer in the microwave...hmmm...get back to me on that one..." "Poor Jira. That's it, I'm gonna have to kick some ass."

Matsuri: "*trying to draw the zodiac symbol of cancer, the '69'* I don't remember if the 6 is on top or the 9, but I guess it doesn't really matter if you're doing it!" "Poor Best Buy..." -Itami ""Poor Best Buy"?! That's like saying "Poor Metallica"!" -Mat "Bring it on, I'll drink anything you could make!" -Fish "Yes!... and then you'll die." -Mat "*yasmine sneezes* Yasmine you dropped your anus." "*makes some reference to big andrew's "stick"* Oh wait, he doesn't have one." -Mat "How would you know, Mat?" -Tony "Your mom told me." -Mat "What happens when you're born without lips?" -Itami "Like Li Macklewaine?" -Mat "(in ruby tuesday's) Speaking of porn, that reminds me, I need some more Sprite!" (i haven't exactly figured out how porn reminds him of sprite.. but then again i don't really want to know...) "Blah blah blah, I bet you're a mama's boy, aren't you?" -Mat "Blow me." -Mike ""Lomain"?" -Mat "Tama and I come together to form.... TamamaT! The ultimate concieted force in the universe! *tama nudges him* Destructive! I meant destructive." -Mat "Blah blah blah, so I'm going to stay here while my mom takes you home. *recieves odd look* ....Unless you want me to go?" -me "Yes, I'd feel akward. I mean, what am I supposed to say? 'So....... smoked any good crack lately?'" -Mat "Is that an inflatable church?" "There's a blue jeep out here." -my mom "*sleepily* What color is it?" -Mat *i spank him once, really hard. he moans loudly and takes a british accent* "Please sir, can I have another?" "Are you guys coming to get me?" -me (on the phone) "Eventually, once we kill Jira." -Mat "(watching the last fight scene in MI:2) Counter! Kick! Throw! Rock! (they see a rock and Sean picks it up and bashes Ethan with it) Oh my god!" *during movie previews, the screen says 'clap if you passed someone cute on the way to your seat'* "I did!" -me "Oh pssh. *lightly smacks me*" -Mat "What? I did. That Stephen guy, that took our tickets!" -me "Oh! I thought you were talking about me." -Mat "Are you sitting over there with the Gillespieses? Gillespesies... Gillespi!" -Mat "Yeah! The plural of Gillespie!" -Yasmine "Hmm.. I'll make a law against it." -Mat "*sarcastic* Right, when you're president?" -me "Overlord, Libby. Duh." -Mat "Yeah, and I told Kali you had the most attacks, so she's trying to make up more than you." -me "Oh great, it's a competition." -Itami "Competition? Oh it's on now." -Mat "Isn't a clabbicle like a bone in your foot or something?" -Mat "No, it's a clavicle, and it's also known as your collar bone." -me "Because I am the host, I am obliged to serve my guests... last." "Sean bon bo bon, banana faggot-- *everyone cracks up*" (Mat and his stupid name-game) "I wouldn't eat that if I were you." -Mat "Why not?" -Hikaru "Because then I'd be eating." -Mat "Oh my god.... that actually made sense!" -me "Brandon brandon bo brandon, banana frandon fro... your name sucks." "Do you even know anything about slaves and masters Mat?" -me "Yes Libby, I do, I remember when my mom and I owned slaves back in the Rennaisannce." -Mat "Drop and give me 40 push-ups." -Mr. Gaudet "How about girl pushups?" -Melissa "Girl pushups are easy. They just get on their knees and they go at it." -Mat "But Dane gave President Clinton head!" (lmfao I don't even know what made him say this) "No, it was the man eating birds!" -me ".... parrots?" -Mat "Damn you Leonard Nemoi!" "Hey, Matake! Baby I got your money, don't you worry--!" "There is a secret in the bird-cage beneath the butter-scotch waterfall!" "Don't put the salt in your eye... don't put the salt in your eye... don't put the--put the salt in your eye! Aiii!" "Give me back my cookie." -Itami "*after breaking it in half* No, see, two halves make a whole, and a whole is nothing! There is no cookie!" -Mat (a good example of Mat's 'illogical-logic') "That's it, I'm declaring shenanigans!" "If I was angry you'd be dead by now!" "The rolling rabbit gathers moss in the kitchen." "Hey Jira, are you missing a bra?" (he yelled it out in the cafeteria! lol) "It's all soft and white.. and kinda rubbery..." -me (trying to tell him about my new jacket) "Like a condom? Hahahaha!" -Mat (and thus it was deemed.. 'the condom jacket') "Clabbaclabbicle?!" "*whispers* I see dead people...." "You lied to me Hoopie Goldburger!" "That was very foolish of you, Mr. Bond...."

Itami: "Spray-anything is good." -Tama "Like spray-bread?" -Itami "I tried to do a counter and I set off a missle!" (talking about playing DOA:2 on the Ps2) "*mockingly* I wish I didn't live in Tupper-ware!" (impersonating my dog in her kennel) "All behold the face of hell!" (we were driving by where he works) "Now that was code for 'Do it on the gourney'!" (watching the house on haunted hill) "A-I-M spells AIM." -Itami "Wow! You can read!" -me "Only small things, like AIM, and D-U-M-B-A-S-S spells Kawa." -Itami

Akira/Sparki: "You know where the blah blah is?" -Hikaru (trying to give him directions to her house) "Oh yeah.. right next to the--NO." -Akira "Never.. EVER have anal sex!" -Akira "Speaking from experiance Sparki?" -me "The 'Sparrow' flaps at dawn!" -Akira (fighting over a sweater with Hikaru) "The pink fly moos at midnight!" -Hikaru "Yeah well-- so does your mom!" -Akira "I'm not drawing your little homos, Jira!" "What exactly makes me homosexual?!" "Killing self; stabbing self now!" "We have a slight fucking problem here." "You're the Diet Coke of whores." "I swear, like the rest of my body hates me." "His lies, and his insanity, are really getting on my nerves!" "That's not peach.. that's like salmon!" (The gayest thing he's ever said) "I know that song is cool, that's why I'm jammin'!" "Rub some Sailorsaturn on it...I mean Neosporin!" "What is this, a gang-bang or something?!"

Jira: "I'm one of those good whores!" "Yeah, like those exist." -Tama "Blah blah blah David Letterman blah blah gap between his teeth." -Kirisame "*suddenly paying attention* Gap? Everyone who works at the GAP is gay!" -Jira "*blink blink* That's soo not even what we're talking about Jira!" -Hikaru "Frank likes Mr. Clean." -Jahnne "You dunno the HALF of it! *mockingly, like frank* That looks just like my ex-boyfriend!" -Jira "... mass destruction, blah blah blah." -Jira "She's a magician!" -Tama "What? Spanish inquisition?" -Jira "You know, I think this is just an elaborate plot for all the girls to get some with Mat!" -Jira "I told you not to lick strange foreign objects!" -Jira (talking about me.... uhh.. n/m) "Yeah, no one except teachers should be allowed to use bookwork to suck the energy out of students!" -Jira "The cigarette-smoking man wants his banjo back!" -Jira "That sign leads to the Galactic Orgy Pit!" -Jira

English Honors: "Chris is a good little imp." -me "Do I have to be an imp? Maybe a slave or--" -Chris "No, you're an imp." -me "So what do 'imps' call their owners?" -Chris "Don't be silly, 'Master' of course!" -me "Libby bibby bo bibby--" -Brett "AAAAH! He's doing the Mat thing!" -me and Kirisame "Yeah I liked your poem about death." -me "It wasn't about death, it was about dead people." -Chris "Oh pardon me for mistaking that drastic difference." -me "You're... like my imp!" -me "I am not your imp!" -Chris "*later on* Chris go get me some french fries." -me "Yes ma'am." -Chris "*reading* And one day I hope that all the pathetic stupid people in the world will get together and kill eachother." -Crystal (this is part of the poem she wrote for our poetry assignment) "Well.. I couldn't find a poem..." -Dylan "So what do you have?" -Mrs. Kupferman "...... We Wish You a Merry Christmas..." -Dylan "What? I don't get it, 'falling on your back'?" -Chloe (reading the dialogue of Romeo and Juliet) "It's a sexual innuendo." -Mrs. Kupferman "How do you know? I mean, it could just mean falling on her butt." -Chloe "Well you don't have sex standing up!" -Alex "Well... nevermind!" -me "And you're gay Brett." -me "You got that right." -Brett "Fetch me my longsword, ho!" -Dylan (he said it like he was talking to a ho) "And now I have unsheathed my naked weapon... what the-- hahahaha!" -Dylan (trying to read the part of Sampson from Romeo and Juliet) "They got her in that room, they spread her legs and THPF! there's a baby." -Mrs. Kupferman "How GRAPHIC Mrs. Kupferman!" -Brett "*reading a shirt, very loudly and fakely* GET OFF MY BACK." -Brett "Wow Brett, I didn't know you could read." -me "Me neither." -Brett "I have to go to bed at 6:30." -Jeremy (a joke of course) "Okay, see where it says 'and here I have my golden shovel'? What do you think that is?" -Mrs. Kupferman (reading something by Edgar Allen Poe, I think it was The Cask of Ammontillado) "I think it's a shovel made out of gold." -Micah ".... yeah I'm gonna have to go with Micah on this one." -me "No it's a metaphor!" -Mrs. Kupferman "He's not fortunate because he's going....... to die.... mwahahahahaha...." -Mrs. Kupferman "You seem to know an awful lot about alchohol, Mrs. Kupferman...." -Brett "Do you put everything you see to the tune of Yankee Doodle?" -Brett "*sarcastic* Yeah, it was taken of him in 1840, when they had cameras." -Dylan "Thanks for telling us now, I almost peed on myself!" -Katie "What do you think is the sexiest thing about the opposite sex?" -Alex (taking a survey) "Oh, abs, deffinately." -me "Yeah *satisfied sigh* I have wash-board abs..." -Alex "Really? ........... can I touch 'em?" -me "*singing* Sex with Brett is really good." -Matt Woods "That's what they tell me." -Brett "What's wrong Paige? I've never heard you laugh this hard; haven't you ever seen two boys having sex before?" -Chrissy (watching Matt Woods and Brett on the floor) "It stinks, I'm always right!" -Brett Ha! That's a laugh "What kind of terms do you say when... oh, when you're talking about football?" -Mrs. Kupferman "Birdy, birdy!" -Jeremy "Par!" -Dylan "Bogey! Oh wait, you said football didn't you?" -Jeremy "Did you have a question, like, a long time ago?" -Mrs. Kupferman

Science Honors: "I keep having to bend down to catch your balls." -Dylan (there were playing Speed-ball) "You should be used to it by now." -Brett "Lord Vassago will be at my mercy, when I get Secret Spell 25!" -Yosh "Could you be more gay?" -me "Sure! I could start humpin' Jimbo right now." -Brett "Aah?!" -Jimbo "Why do I have this impending sense of doom? Oh, hi Libby." -Chris "*reading from a science book* --and create ample room for orgasms--organisms..!" -Jeremy "You know, if we were in the 70's, I'd be popular and you'd be made fun of." -Yosh (talking to Stephen) "Libby, who do you like?" -Paige "Huh? Oh, Travis!" -me "No, Libby likes Ma-taco!" -Chris "What the hell is 'Ma-taco'?!" -me "Sometimes teachers ask the stupidist questions! Like 'Do you want a refferal?!'!" -Yosh "Miss, why are you making us do so many definitions?" -Paige "The other classes have to do them too." -Mrs. Davis "If the other classes jumped off a bridge would I? NO!" -Paige "You almost hit me in the face with those, Libby! And if you did, I'd have to go cry!" -Stephen (I actually thought he was threatening me at first, ha!) "Why is there never a science book in this desk?! Do people just take them?! I mean, is there like a black-market for science books?!" -Alex "Was I talkin' to you? Uh-huh that's what I THOUGHT!" -me "Oh so it's not just me she does that to...." -Chris "Yo' mama is so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk-dud!" -Dylan "Why don't you just go back to making fun of my dad, Brett?!" -Yosh "Hey, if anyone needs psycological help, Yosh's dad is-- oh wait no, he was busted when they found out he was a FAKE!" -Brett "'Ort' Cloud and that Belt thingy!" -Yosh trying to explain where comets come from "Chris, I'm trying to learn here, that's what I come to school for, so would you ple--" -Alex "Then take the notes you damn bastard!" -Chris (alex wasn't taking notes, chris was, and also talking to me) "Black holes have infinite uhhh.....*long pause*" -Bill "And Bill forgets what he's talking about." -me

Drama 1: "Run Mr. Gaudet, Tiffany's gone crazy." -me "Oh good, company." -Mr. Gaudet "Libby, put the cheezits down when you go up." -Mr. Gaudet "Ahh! But..! I..! *hugs cheezit bag against me*" -me "Do you think they had cheezits back then?" -Mr. Gaudet "Yes!" -me "Oh, I'm sorry you're right. It says right here, "Enter servent, with cheezits"." -Mr. Gaudet "Actually MacBeth could take William Wallace in a second. He's a beast." -Mr. Gaudet "And all his nights be tempest toast-- I mean TOST!" -Paige (reading the witch's dailogue in MacBeth) "How can I exit if I'm dead?" -Carrico "You're not dead, the surgeons come and take you away." -me "But I thought I was the surgeon?!" -Carrico "No! You're the sergeant! There's a difference!" -me (rehearsing MacBeth) "Whatta rum-based fruitcake!" -Yasmine (reffering to mr. gaudet) "What about that roll of t/p with the British accent?" (I forgot who said it, and why, but I know that it cracked me up) "Ok, what do you want to do an improv about?" -Mr. Gaudet "Ooh! FRENCHFRIES!" -Stacey "Excellent, Stacey likes frenchfries." -Mr. Gaudet "Rachel's here, coach." -Trent (he was talking to mr. gaudet) "Mr. GAYdet. *long pause* cough cough." -Trent "Uhm, that was a little bit belated there, Trent." -me "Great, you guys look all.. costumey." -Mr. Gaudet "Making up words, Mr. Gaudet?" -me "Costumey is a word." -Mr. Gaudet "No it isn't." -me "Well I'm the Enlgish teacher." -Mr. Gaudet "And you also give your English Honors III class spelling words which I had in sixth grade." -me "Yeah.. well... shuddup." -Mr. Gaudet "Shut-up and get back on the floor!" -Alex

Spring Break Quotes: In Winn-dixie: "Libby, you slut!" -Jira "What?! I'm not a slut!" -me "Yeah! She only sleeps with me! And Chelsea... and Brian... and Mat on occasion." -Kali "Sssh!" -me "Kali, Mat was going to yell your name." -Itami (we were in Winn-dixie and got seperated) "Oh, Mat always yells my name." -Kali "Well don't tell Brian that!" -Jira "What? I always yell his name. *in falsetto* Oh, Mat! Mat!" -Brian "You know, I think those two are a constant bad influence on eachother!" -Kali (talking about Mat and Brian) ".....what was your first clue?" -me   "Fuck! Ah fuck! Damn fucking bastard. Fuck!" -Itami (people passing him on the road) "Okay, let's see how many times Itami can say "fuck" in a minute. Ready? Go!" -me At the beach: "I was going to brush those off but.. you know (Mat had a bunch of chips on his lap). Then it would be like 'Oh Mat, you've finally been touched there by someone who's not a guy!'" -Kali In the icecream shop: "What flavor did you get?" -Jira "Well, they didn't have any Mat-flavored so I had to settle for strawberry cheesecake." -Brian "Here Brian you drink this (icecream)." -Kali "No it's too thick." -Brian "Oh come on, if you can swallow Mat you can swallow anything." -Kali "No, I'm serious. According to me and Chelsea's calculations, it's a scientific fact that Mat would be the best in bed! I mean he has so much energy and--" -Kali "Didn't we already have this conversation?" -me "Libby, you have some white stuff on your lips." -Mat (it was icecream just so you know!) "Libby, on the way back you sit up front and make faces at us. *makes funny face*" -Kali (we were in 2 cars, Kali rode in the one infront of me) "I can't, I'd have to kick Mat out of his seat." -me "Well... sit on his lap. I promise you, it's a good ride." -Kali "Okay, I know I don't want to hear the rest of the conversation when Mat's lap is being reffered to as a ride." -Itami "Well don't worry *whispers to me* it's a short ride cough cough. But it's a rough one." -Kali At Brian's house: "Ew! Girls masturbating is disgusting." -Itami "No it's not! That's what I think about when I'm masturbating!" -Brian "Oh Libby! Our poor virgin ears!" -Mat "Mat's butt was just in my mouth!" -Kali Halloween quotes: "Libby, you're on my boob!" -Hikaru (she was lara croft for halloween and we used water balloons...) "I'm afraid I'm going to pop the boob!" -Princess Lindsey "Yeah! It's like a 2-foot concert!" -Hikaru (crowd-surfing behind the couch) "Okay, all the guys have to strip, or get outta my house." -Joey Miscellanious: "*itami whispers something into tama's ear after dane goes off on a rant* I don't know what you said but you're wrong and I'm straight." -Dane "*mocking the bob cesca version of james heffield of metallica* bondage GOOD, normal sex BAD!" -Doogie Howser (actually, kagome's bf chris) "You're the Minister of *wince in thought* errrragh sssssouth Dakota!!" -Shinji "Shinji's mind is just like one constant mad-lib, it's like "insert noun here"." -Yosh "Where's the women where's the women?! If you see about 40,000 other guys that look like me I'm not here!" -Ryan Styles pretending to be a sperm (WLIIA) "Think about it... children.. are STD's!" -Yosei "Oh my god.. Libby did you convert on us over Christmas break?!" -Yosh "She talked good for her age!" -me (talking about akira's little sister) "Yeah, good MEXICAN!" -Yosh "Sexy boxers there Yosh." -me (he stretched and it pulled his shirt up so i could see the top of his boxers) ".... yes.. They were $4 at K-mart." -Yosh "Baka Libby, Goldfish don't make noises." -Karasu "Sure they do.. if you're another goldfish.. how else can they communicate?!" -me "We dont have to, we can't remember what we're gunna say anyways." -Karasu "When I die, the Vatican blows!" -Fish "But the Vatican already blows!" -Yosh "If they're naked, and I'm scarred for life.. you have to buy me food!" -Kali "*we had to do the dumb "describe yourself in one word" thing in english and it was Yosh's turn* Uhm.... born-again Christian!" -Yosh (this is funny because..well, Yosh's the AntiChrist) "God, if your mother was alive, and she heard that, she'd wish she was dead!" - The old woman (the wedding planner) "A shower?! A shower?! Nazis don't take showers!" - Ryan Styles (whose line is it anyway) "What makes you so sure we're in Canada?" -Boomer "Smell the air. *boomer sniffs* What do you smell?" -Honey "Nothing." -Boomer "Exactly! Canada!" -Honey (canadian bacon) "Do you know anything about The Book of Mormans?" -some morman "Well... I know it was written in Utah!" -Brian "What is the capitol of Rome?" -Mr. Hymiller "Greece!" -Robert Perera "Well we were talking about Jackass and LARPing and-- *mat attacks her* AAH!!" -Kagome "NO! Don't talking about that!" -Mat "What the hell is LARPing?" - Moni "Uh.. *evil stare from mat* c-cousin to the carp?" -Kagome (LARP stands for Live Action Role Play, and it's really gay) "Well spouses do tend to kill eachother." -Coach Black "Happy HO-lidays!" -Kagome "The next person who asks me that question gets "Mr. Hymiller's your daddy!" stamped to their forehead." -Mr. Hymiller "*walks in with a hockey helmet on* Fuller, I am your father!" -Mike Wheeler (aka 'fuller') "In my opinion Sasami should be Tenchi's bride!" -Yosho "YAY didja hear that Ayeka?! I'm gonna marry Tenchi!" -Sasami (tenchi in tokyo) "Who're you?" -Raggy Angelou "I'm Johnny Bravo." -Johnny "Well when I get through with you, you'll be Johnny nothin'!" -Raggy Angelou "Wow... that--that wasn't even clever." -Johnny (johnny bravo) "Johnny, may I have a word with you?" -Prince Johnny-look-alike "I dunno, I was told to stop talkin' to myself in public." -Johnny (johnny bravo) "Massa, why you call me grasshoppa?.... Because you small and ugly, like bug." -Dunedain (a member of my old moongate clan) "Yeah, Lisa starts with an L, and so does Loser." -Itami (jason) "Yeah and Jason starts with a J and so does Jackass!" -Kagome (lisa) "Luis, I saved your mom's life last night!" -Mike "Oh really?" -Luis "Yeah, I pulled a 7 1/2 inch piece of meat out of her throat." -Mike "Whoah whoah! It's me!" -Logan "...prove it." -Scott "You're a dick." -Logan (the x-men movie) "What were Wolverine's claws made out of?" -Radio DJ at 98 rock "Uh.... terry cloth!" -Some guy "Did you just say "Take my face off and put it in the washing machine"?!" -mom "Are you taking a shower!" -mom "No I'm standin' here bein' an ass!" -dad "Did your soda just growl at me?" -Hami "Did you get her machine?" -Joey "No, oddly enough her weedeater picked up." -Chandler (friends) "I'm not evil anymore." -Johnny "Oh what, did you use a patch?" -Dave (news radio) "I know I swore someday to come back and make you all my personal slaves but.. we know that's not gonna happen." -Johnny (news radio) "So Johnny, what are you now?" -Boss "Well... I'm a wino." -Johnny "Oh... yeah well, how's that treatin' ya?" -Boss "It's funny you should ask that, because last week, I was elected king of the winos." -Johnny (news radio) "We're out of our medicine, out of our minds and we want in yours, let us in!" -Eminem (Kill you) "New Kids on the Block sucked a lotta dick, boy/girl groups make me sick, and I can't wait 'til catch all you faggots in public." -Eminem (i forgot which song) "You will have no children by our calculations, but if somehow you end up with one, or with your hands on someone else's, god help the poor child." -My results to the 'pregnancy test' "Richard, do you know anybody happier than me?" -Ally "I used to but he jumped off a bridge, why?" -Richard (ally mcbeal) "If I turn out like my parents, I'll either become a drunken blonde chasing 20 year old boys or... I'll turn out like my mom." -Chandler (friends) "This is my stake, Mr. Pointy!" -Kendra (buffy the vampire slayer) "Congrata-freakin'-lations!" -The Violator in clown form (spawn) *after kali and i had spanked mat until our hands hurt* "I hope your ass hurts!" -me "Nope." -Mat "God Mat, did you get that in the war?!" -Kali (talking about his ass) "So, what are you going to name it?" -Akima (titan a.e.) "I think I'll call it..... Bob." -Cayle (the freaky thing was i said bob before he did! it's an impulse for us to name everything bob) "It's like 'Dad I'm different cuz I gotta freaky giant clown head'." -Scott (shasta mcknasty) "Yo man, you still got the hiccups?" -Randy "No it's turrets woop-woop! *hiccup* Ya idiot." -Scott (shasta mcknasty) "People won't want my dirty laundrey. What makes you think they'll like it?" -Dilbert "They'll like what I tell them to like." -Dogbert (this just reminded me soo much of Itami, the minister of propoganda) "I am a whole new Jackie." -Jackie "Really? Cuz you're babbling like the old Jackie." -Hyde (that 70's show) "I'm not just gonna stand here while you insult my tooth-brush." -Jerry (seinfeld) "Well you have an excuse, you're jewish you don't know any better." -Bethany "Yeah we already used that excuse when we killed Christ." -Jeneane Garaffalo (dogma) "You masturbate more than anyone else on the planet." -Rufus "No shit everyone knows that, tell us something we don't know." -Jay "When you do it you're thinkin' about guys." -Rufus (dogma) "*suddenly waking up from a loud noise, leaning on Silent Bob on a train* I didn't cum in you Pete, I swear!" -Jay (dogma) "No! Don't kill Mariah Carrey, she's our only communication with the dolphins!" -Kali "So Brian tells me Mat calls him 'Inhale Boy' for a different sucking than an 'eye through a straw'...*grin*" -Kali "What should would we name our clan?" -me (our moongate clan) "Why don't you call it 'Clan Chowder'?" -Tama's mama "I'm gonna go pack my stuff..." -Titus "No you're not.." -Aaron "Oh.. you burned it.." -Titus (titus) Corny 'Sailor Moon' line 1: "You couldn't carry a tune in a bucket!" -'Serena' Corny 'Sailor Moon' line 2: "You used your drum for evil, that must now be stopped!" -'Darien' "I don't think she's had the right training for this kind of thing.." -Ethan "What, to sleep with a man and lie to him? She's a woman, she's had all the training she needs." -That guy (MI:2) "*does the tongue-trill war-cry thing*" -Frank "Ahh, shall I call you Xena?" -me "No, because Xena likes women." -David "This is a sudan from the FBI division in Kansas city, it crashed into a tree, and it was driven there by a female agent in an effort to kill her male counterpart..." -Mulder (the x-files) It was funny because he started sounding like Dr. Evil *giggle* "Our popularity isn't based on our looks." -some girl ".... you know, there are clinics for people like you." -some guy (popular) what do you want from me? I don't watch the damn show, it was a radio commercial "Hey dad, what's the word from planet Crackpot?" -Bart (the simpsons) "It's bringin' love, don't let it get away!" -Lenny (the simpsons) "French people have feelings too." -Mom "No no no, that's not mine! I refuse to accept that!" -Alisha (after being handed a worksheet in math) "Okay what kind of man are you, anyway? I'm talking comics and you bring up chicks and romance?" -Brodie (mallrats) "There's only one thing that can soothe our simultaneous double-loss." -Brodie "Ritual suicide?" -T.S. (mallrats) "Oh it gets worse.. I was gonna propose to her." -T.S. "Really, when?" -Brodie "On the Universal tour..." -T.S. "You're kidding, what part?!" -Brodie "...when Jaws pops outta the water..." -T.S. "Oh my god... that's the most romantic thing I ever heard." -Brodie (mallrats) ".. which I like to call, a 'Death Star'." -Dr. Evil "Hahahaha...!" -Scott "What's funny?" -Dr. Evil "Oh nothin', Darth." -Scott "What did you just call me?" -Dr. Evil "No nothin'.....*pretending to sneeze* Rip-off!" -Scott ".... bless you." -Dr. Evil (austin powers 2) "Therefor I am calling it 'The Alan Parson's Project'." -Dr. Evil "Hahaha oh my god." -Scott "What now?" -Dr. Evil "The Alan Parson's Project is a progressive rock group in 1982. Why don't you just call it 'Operation Wang Chung', ass." -Scott "What should we--" -Dr. Evil "Oh no, I'm sure 'Operation Bananarama' will be huge." -Scott (austin powers 2) "You forget Scott, we're in a volca-no, we're surrounded by liquid hot mag-ma." -Dr. Evil (austin powers 2) "Alright, this is re-goddamn-diculous. Kill them both!" -Dr. Evil (austin powers 2) "You already met Mister Crispy." -Blade (blade) "I am Shmuck-man! Saving people's marriages across the country at my own expense!" -Drew (the drew carrey) "Tampax is like... the Nike of tampons." -Jazan "What is the first thing you do when you see a polynomial?" -Mrs. Hess (math teacher) "Run." -Micah "I didn't wanna have to tell you this, but if you don't buy me, you'll die." -Hurby (malcom in the middle) "I know what they want! The employees and I are cut from the same cloth!" -Mimi "Really? How much did they get?" -Drew (the drew carry show) "Would you care if I showed Hami some naked cartoons?" -Kyo, my oldest brother "Why the hell would I care? It doesn't matter to me what he does with his own time." -me "Good. Maybe we can keep him from turning into a HOMO." -Kyo "It looked like a penguin with a giant mace." -me (talking about the trolls in Azure Dreams) "God I'm gonna have nightmares over that crap!" -Ryo "You slept with her?!" -Eryn "She said 'Want some pie?', I didn't know it was a metaphor!" -Christopher (titus) "Is this one of your sick jokes, Luke?!" -Theo "Me?! Oh, with what? The 20-foot ladder I keep in my back pocket?!" -Luke (the haunting) "Knife goes in, guts come out. Knife goes in, guts come out. You know, I think I've finally found what I was put on this earth to do." -Bart (the simpsons) "Shut the fuck up you fuckin' jew." -Cartmen "Eric! Did you just say the 'F' word?!" -Mr. Garrison "What, 'jew'?" -Cartmen (the south park movie) "Hey boys. Where's your brother?" -Malcom's dad "I dunno, he said something about being evil and he took off." -Reese (malcom in the middle) "Oh, my stomach! I have heartburn!" -Alisha "I'm looking.. for a man... named Pudding." -Christopher (titus) "*in russian accent* In mother Russia to keep warm we have sex, you do what you must. One year Rosemary came to Ruissia and many women went cold." -Kali "Rosemary your mouth has been on far fowler things since then, where has your chin been?" -Kali "Cats are the crab-grass on the lawn of life!" -Snoopy (you're a good man charlie brown) "I'm not the queen anymore..." -me "No, but I'm always the queen." -Wilson "You.. are dumb as chips!" -Kahn (king of the hill) "Don't worry Kahn Junior, you just dodged chubby white bullet!" -Kahn (king of the hill) "Non-flamable is not a challenge." -Bart (the simpsons) "My second girlfriend is sucha drag.. this is bad..." -Kelso "Yes, but only for you..." -Fez (that 70's show) "Well chief, don't quit your day job. Hehehehe.. whatever that is." -Homer (the simpsons) "--And then you and all the leprechauns can ride unicorns to a wonderful celebration in faerie land!" -Hyde (that 70's show) "Hey you guys, remember that time Yosei had mono?*everyone laughs*" -me "Damn that Sawyer! *everyone cracks up really bad* NO that's not what I meant!" -Yosei "'No' means.... 'no' means... what does it mean?!" -Travis "I have a love life of my own, except it's all one sided." -Justin "You weren't there when you're concieved, Asheyu!" -Jira "But I was." -Dane "John and Patsy Ramsey for the block and the win!" -Contestant "*scream* Run John, they know it's us!" -Patsy (hollywood squares skit; MAD TV) "What does DNA stand for?" -Announcer "Well that's easy, 'Do Not Answer', at least not without an attourney present." -Patsy (hollywood squares skit; MAD TV) "If god didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat." -Dane "Why must you ruin my life?" -Darlene "Because I lost mine and your father got D.J.'s." -Roseanne (Roseanne) "Why do you wanna go to Disney World?" -Dad "Because I wanna see Goofy!" -a 7 year old me "Why do you need to go to Disney World for that? You got your brother right here." -Dad (Hami) "Oh, you missed a spot! Everybody's Grief!!!! *stabs the maid*" -Deeth "Please tell me you're the icecream man!" -Greg (he yelled this at a guy in a white mail truck) "Yeah, my uncle breeds mules." -Travis "Right. And what kind of car did you have?" -Mrs. A "We didn't, we rode on the mules." -Travis "How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?" -Goofy (a goofy movie) "Of you care about the environment, which is wier to buy" -A question Mrs. Davis typed up "If I ever survive this job, I'm gonna quit!" - 6 year old Mark (we were spraying him with a hose) "Come on Dane, do your Franklyn impression." -me "*in a very nasal voice* Well, see uhh with the fact that uhh Akira is a fag--" -Dane (we all busted up laughing before he could finish) "We're bad, not insensitive." -James (pokemon) "Libby, open your mouth and close your eyes." -Yosei "No! I don't want to eat whatever that is behind your hand!" -me "Please?! Come on! I'll give you a dollar if you don't like it." -Yosei "Why do you wanna feed it to me???" -me "Because it turns me on. Come on!" -Yosei "You know what they say about people with big shoes..!" -Kirisame "No, what?" -Jira "They have to buy big socks!" -Kirisame "Jira, you're such a slut!" -Various people "Hmm, skin? Pink." -Yosei (filling out a personal ad for my magazine) "'Un-fucking-believable'. I just love how you can stick that in between any word and it'll still make sense." -David Duchovny "Don't eat your rulers, you will need them in the math section." -The guy distributing FCAT "What about the calculators?" -Some kid "No, don't eat them either!" -FCAT guy "(on the phone) *snore*" -Joe "Hello?" -Akira "*suddenly waking* Huh? What? My life is a lie!" -Joe "I'm coming out with my own show on FOX, it's called 'When Drag-Queens Attack"!" -Wayne (the tv guide awards) "I don't get it, why do girls have to get so emotional about love?" -Tai (digimon) "We should feed Hami to those starving kids in Romania!" -me "Yeah they'd be able to eat for a couple weeks then!" -Dad "Hmm.. do you.. suffer from daibetes?" -Dr. Hibert "N--n-n-n-no...." -Carl "Well you do now! Ehehehehehe!" Dr. Hibert (the simpsons) "No, freakshow, she's fictional!" -Chandler (friends) "Carnies... smell like cabbage!"- Ryo "You'd be like lemon-sherbert, right? You'd start out kinda frosty, then you'd get all warm because you'd melt in my mouth, and it tastes so good." -Adam Sandler "Those goddamn Magic players don't even have a fucking quarter, bastards!" -Chris "You know, I've always wanted a child... and now I think I'll have one... on TOAST!" -Winnie (hocus pocus) "You know, the very wealthy call it--" -Mom "Poor food." -Dad "No, they call it Toast Points." -Mom "Well... what do poor people call it?" -Hami "Steak." -Dad "Instant idiot; just add alchohol." -Ryo "Where for art thouh shalt Hikaru!" -Ashleigh "Look, somebody's ESPin'!" -My dad (he was trying to think of the word for "IMing") "Now is the winter of our discontent..." -Bart "Oh no, run!" -Ralph (the simpsons) "No, Hotaru-chan, we don't implode our cross-dressing english teachers." -Usagi (sailormoon) "Well, I'm flunkin' math, and the other day I was a little attracted to Millhouse." -Bart (the simpsons) "Yeah, remember that time I got the FBI on to Millhouse?" -Bart *flashback* "I'm tellin' you man, I didn't do it!" -Millhouse "I don't care." -FBI Agent (the simpsons) "Did you bring your suitcase?" -David "*very sarcastically* No David, I wear the same clothes everyday. And when I get dirty, I jump into the river and beat myself against a rock." -Darlene (Roseanne) "Must build fast, cement drying! English side ruined, must use French instructions! ............Le grille?! What the hell is that?!" -Homer (the simpsons) "Hey Mimi, the circus called, they want their tent back." -Drew (the drew carrey show) "Did you hear about Eivel Kenieval's train-jump? God if he misses this one, they're going to call him Awful-kenawful." -FM "She thinks David is Mr. Sensitive. So what am I....... mister.... opposite of that?" -Mark (Roseanne) "That's right Dan, our for-fathers died so they could play naked-air hockey." -Roseanne (Roseanne) "See? This is what I have to live with." -me (talking about my dad) "I know, that's why I moved to Jacksonville." -FM "Exactly how much does it cost to fool the American public?" -Collin Quinn "Well maybe I mis-treated you, but.... well... did you ever hang out with you?" -Darlene (Roseanne) "One plus one is two right?! One--one--TWO!" -Sandy (the others) "There's something I've always wanted to know: what's it like to have people like you?" -A really annoying reporter (SNL sketch) "You've won this round, Crow." -Yosh "Hey Mrs. Pillows, what's up?" -Peter "Hahaha, not your grades." -Mrs. Pillows "Fantasia is fantas-great." -Movie critic (SNL sketch) "Mmf ngrrmf!" -some guy "I don't know if the rest of you heard that, but I think he just confessed to being a communist." -Dogbert (dilbert) "Okay Stephen, this is the game plan-- apply yourself here for this class, and then the risidual A-ness will reflect to this class." -Yosh "'Risidual Anus'???" -me "Look Brian, my Alphabets are trying to tell me something! It says "ooooooooooooo"." -Peter "Uh Peter, those are Cherrios." -Brian (family guy) "Larry, you're sucha dildo--dillweed!" -Mrs. Pillows "Allison, you're so fat, you went to Mercury and the aliens told you to move, cuz you were blocking out the sun!" -one of my brother's friends "Hahaha!" -Hami "Shuddup! You don't have any room to talk, Hami!" -Allison "Yeah, that's cuz you're taking it all up!" -Hami "He commited a heighnous act, and you know what they say: when you're being heighnous, you get it in the...." -Jeff Thomas, a DJ at 93.3 ""Tell me about brain cancer.", well, I'll tell you something about brain cancer, if you have it you're screwed!" -MJ, a DJ at 93.3 "Boy, never fight over a parking space with a Christian; they'd just as soon kill you as look at you." -Drew (the drew carrey show) "*whispering*There's two of 'em... one of 'em's gotta gun..." -Harry "........................did you pay the gas bill?" -Lloyd (dumb&dumber) "No, I failed miserably; I should have killed Hitler, voyuers can get into heaven, and I should have put the oxygen mask on the kid first." -Drew (the drew carrey show) "Homer, I couldn't help over-hearing you warp Bart's mind." -Marge (the simpsons) "Martha! Don't leave your one-legged son in the aisle back there just because he's crippled! MARTHA!" -Peter (he was chasing Hikaru in like Winn-Dixie) "Hey, how ya doin', I gotta knife stuck in my head." -Ms. Malloy (my life management teacher) "Gone crazy. Back soon." -A bumper sticker "Can I see your IDs?"- The damned Muvico lady "Don't 'ssh' me you rich bastard!" -Homer (the simpsons) "You have the emotional-maturity of a blueberry scone!" -Giles (buffy the vampire slayer) "How could they get so spoiled when we've given them absolutely nothing?" -Roseanne (Roseanne) "Brian when I was walking in your room, I stepped on this balloon and spit just--shot out of it!" -Kali "Maybe it wasn't a balloon...." -Brian "Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!" -Brian "No she's alive, there was still some resistance in smacking herself." -Hami "How long are you going to follow me?! Get lost!" -Rheeon "Don't be silly! It's you who's been wandering around infront of me!" -Red (agent aika) "Spank him, he loves it!" -Cindel "A monkey could do your job, providing it had a tuxedo." -Will (will and grace) "Time to get jolly on your naughty asses!" -Santa Claus (futurama) "...from such do the righteous reap satisfaction..." -Tom Jackson (haha! this guy is a bastard) "This christmas, Donald Trump gets his first dollar bill, which he uses to finance the hostile take over of his brother's lemonade stand." -Richard Pine "It's like trying to pick a lock with a wet herring!" -William (shakespear in love) "...Merciful Death! which he said like a woman clapping her hands and shouting out a word of exciting gossip: oh, merciful heavens! so that I wanted to strangle him." -Luis (interview with the vampire*book*) "Actually, no soy es baka muy fucked-upito!" -Tabris "I have a cd player in my car, if you're really nice maybe I'll let you listen to some of that 'noochie noochie noo'!" -Chigako (talking about japanese music) "It doesn't take a Muse to inspire horny retards to empty their wallets." -Serendipity (dogma) "The big one that flies, ay?" -Ecco ""Ay"? What are you, Canadian?" -Hami "Too late for abortions now...." -Ms. Natla (tomb raider 1) "Hey, the new issue of "Weird" is in. Gigabytes, hehehe.. where do they get this stuff?" -Homer It actually said wired (the simpsons) "So, I have this piece of artwork of Libby's that nobody knows I have, and I showed it to my Japanese art instructor, Cy, and he laughed, and said "That's not Japanese anime!" and he told me mine was." -Joe You know, I find it quite funny that Joe could somehow mysteriously end up with something I drew, when none of my pictures are missing, and that Joe just somehow 'happens' to have a Japanese art instructor named 'Cy', when for one: 'Cy' can't even be a Japanese word, because to make the sound "sai", they would type it with a Romanji S! and for two: What are the chances of him finding a 'Japanese' art instructor with the same name as the main character in his comic?! And a real Japanese art instructor wouldn't say "That's not Japanese anime!", they would say "That doesn't appear to be the Japanese style of art.". Then finally, no upstanding person in the universe would ever tell Joe his artwork could be considered 'anime'-worthy. I think it's beat-down time at my school. -me "Oh great, you kids have confidence! Well, not much longer!" -Setsuna (sailormoon) "Didn't we used to have a wall there?" -Hami "The ballad of that girl and her sheep... the ballad of the needle and the spoon... the ballad of --she's tight. What the hell are all those noises in the background?" -A DJ at 97.9 "I'm bigger than you, I'm higher on the food chain! Get in my belly!" -Fat Bastard (austin powers 2) "*arnold schwartzineiger's voice* It isn't clear now. I'll be back." "You suck. Hasta la vista, baby!" "You're going to lose, girly-man!" -Answers that the Deep 8-ball Mirror posessed by Arnold Schwartzeneiger gives when it's shaken (ami's search for the time key part 3) "We're all scared little men... in inns." -Mike Meyers (just shoot me) ".. when they should be out looking for jobs, or checking stocks, but instead they're following the Trojan Horse like there's no tomorrow!" -Mike Meyers (just shoot me) "So Nina, done anything.. harrying lately?" -Finch "You mean like being dragged outside by my wrists, my shirt ripped off, and being left in the mud?" -Nina "No..... *grins evilly* Did you like it?" -Finch "Hell yes." -Nina (just shoot me) "I mean, how do the machines know what Tasty Wheat tasted like? I think it might have tasted like oatmeal, or tuna fish. It's the same with chicken; maybe the machines didn't know what to make chicken taste like, and that's why chicken tastes like everything!" -Mouse (the matrix) "So go sell crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here!" -Melvin (as good as it gets) "See, I don't think animal crackers should be crackers... because they're sweet, and to me that suggests cookie." -A.J. (armageddon) "..and try not to ruin everything by being you." -Carol (as good as it gets) "Stop that! You don't know how our parts work!" -the female captain "American parts, Russian parts-- all made in Taiwan!" -Lev (armageddon) "DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH HER?! Oh.. I'm sorry... I didn't know she was still here.... DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH HER?!" -Melvin (as good as it gets) "See, he's gonna try to undermine me; they're gonna be at their little cast parties, and he'll say "So where's your boyfriend, what's his name-- Chester?" and she'll go "No, it's Chandler." and he'll go "Whatever, NYAHAHAHAHA!"!" -Chandler (friends) "Alright here she comes, just be cool, don't be.. you know, you." -Ross (friends) "I'll tell you what Chandler, why don't you call me when you grow up." -Kathy "Yeah well don't expect that to happen anytime soon." -Chandler (friends) "I'd be more depressed right now, but I need to get some food! I'll come back in a few minutes and be sad." -Shika "Well, our scanners only check 3% of the sky, and with all due respect sir, it is a big-ass sky." -Truman (armageddon) "It's like old sayng in my country, 'The fat man and the sprinkler are soon together'." Mike Meyers (sprockets skit; SNL) "I'm serious, their boobs could like take out armies." -Michelle "You remind me of that story in the bible where the frog kisses the princess and falls down the beanstalk." -Nina (just shoot me) "Oh no, not that gold brick of stupid from the idiot bank." -Nina (just shoot me) "Well, I learned if you kiss her too fast you get an icecream headache." -Niles (frasier) "Al, how come you never take me to the beach?" -Peg "What's the point? You'd just find your way back." -Al (married w/ children) "My god, this is like watching Gays of our Lives!" -Will (will and grace) "You'd like Montreal; they break for the pigeons and run over the people!" -My mom "Yeah, it's like having your very own psychotic jukebox." -Henry (stark raving mad) "C'mon, 600 pages? There must be something of value." -Ian "There was, but then he typed all over it." -Henry (stark raving mad) "You're just jealous because I'm anatomicly correct." -Becky (Roseanne) "Never, ever trust men, because we lie, BIG time." -Dan (Roseanne) "How long have you been spying?" -Becky "15 years, I'm gettin' good at it, huh?" -Roseanne (Roseanne) "Did you just grab my ass?!" -Stephen Halzcyn (I don't know who originaly started saying that, but I know Stephen says it a lot) "--and after they found that out, they sued the whole shabanza of people!" -The Stupid Sailormoon Rumors Page "Aunt D can't tell me what to do! I'm a man! Now where's my bicycle?" -Ray-J (moesha) "You suck-didley-uck Flanders." -Homer (the simpsons) "Can you believe they eat cats in Chinese?" -Ryoko (my cousin) "Uhm... you mean China?" -Reggie (my cousin Amanda's bf) "Yeah that too." -Ryoko "Generosity is preceeded only by good looks, and I lie a lot." -Mr. Luehm "I am the parking meter that expires while you shop! I am the weed-whacker in the garden of evil!" -Darkwing Duck "Aah! Lobster-women!" -Launchpad (Darking Duck) "Do not turn upside down." -written on the bottom of the box "It's the boom-boom class for smart kids!" -Kawa "God damn those beavers!" -Just about everyone who's ever seen a hose-beaver "You think that's a knife? This is a knife." -An Australian "That's not a knife, that's a spoon." -Bart "Alright, fair enough. I see you've played knifey-spooney before." -The Australian (The Simpsons) "Hey guys, just so you don't hear any wild rumors, I'm being indicted for fraud in Australia." -Bart (The Simpsons) "Boo-yah gramma! Boo-yah!" -Crash Bandicoot "You're sure now, the prison-train is sailing....?" -Guy Conover (The Simpsons) "It's time for me to bend over and recieve my destiny..." -Bart (The Simpsons) "Could we be more white trash?" -Chandler (Friends) "Quick how do you spell 911?!" -Bud (Charles in Charge) "People are like...cornflakes! No two are the same!" -Bud "Uhm, don't you mean snowflakes?" -Jenny "No I never eat snowflakes for breakfast." -Bud (Charles in Charge) "Shaved-down pool-nazis snatchin' up OUR women!" -Bud (Bio-dome) "Hey you Daimon!! I'm...Oh no! I forgot to prepare a speech!!" -Usagi (Sailormoon) "It's Jrrr!! Jira's retarded clone!!" Lara Croft (Tomb Raider) "Buck futter! Hahaha!" -Sean Connery "I have no idea what that means..." -Alex Trebek "Oh I think you DO, Trebek!" -Sean Connery(SNL; Jeopardy sketch) "Where is her mind at? Why must she play with yours?" -Crystal "Okay, we should be at gramma's by 2, unless we get lucky and get into a head-on collision." -Roseanne "What would you like on your salad?" -A waitress "Pie." -Drew (The Drew Carry Show) "What are you going to be for Hallowing?" -Hami "Dr. Long is in the building!" -A bunch of kids (that's the code for a lockdown at our school) "You know boy, I have some candy back in my land-speeder...." Obi-Wan Kenobi speaking to Anakin (MAD magazine) "If one more person says I look like Boy friggin' George, I'm gonna scream!" -Queen Amidala (MAD magazine) "I've heard of being beat with an ugly stick, but you ran through the whole forest!" -A guest on Jerry Springer "Hey Tommy, you want something to drink?" -Hami "Yeah." -Tommy "Okay, there's a toilet upstairs." -Hami "What happened, Laura?! You looked like you were having a retard-attack!" -Hami "The military is like-- You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you." -Anonymous "Totalitarianism is like-- You have two cows. The government takes them and denies they ever existed. Milk is banned." -Anonyomous "Bureaucracy is like-- You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows." -Anonyomous "Anarchy is like-- You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you." -Anonymous "How do ya like THEM apples?" -That monkey off Futurama "Pardon my driving, I'm reloading." -A bumper sticker "I let my mind wander, and it didn't come back!" -Midnight pretending to be Jishian "If I had a blueprint of his brain, I could build myself an idiot!" -Anonymous "He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down." -Anonymous "He is depriving a village somewhere of its idiot. " -Anonymous "There's only one option....destruction!" -Hotaru (Sailormoon) "BANG! It's the end of the world!" -Shinji "Sorry about the mess but....we live here." -Roseanne "Don't jump!" Darlene speaking to Becky who was bent over a toilet sick (Roseanne) "Hey Grace, do you know what love is?" -Co-worker "No but I heard it tastes like chicken." -Grace (Grace Under Fire) "It's a crazy man, with a snake! It's crazy snake man!" -Chandler (Friends) "I wish someone had made me a sword when I was a kid.. I used to have to go out back and break a stick off a tree!" -Ryonosuke's co-worker "Damn! I hate when I forget to wear pants!" -Ami (Sailormoon) "Knights of the Round takes so long, you could go up, make a peanut butter and jelly sammich, come back down, and it'll still be going!" -Zack, Hami's friend "I'm sick and tired of people giving me the finger! Well here's your finger, biotch! Take a picture!" -The Pilsbury Dough Boy (Clops sketch; MadTV) "Well...does he like butter-tarts?" -LEN "I'm 17; LINOLEUM makes me wanna have sex." -Xander (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) "This is my golf-ball! His name is Kirk the Krack-head and he owns McDonalds!" -Kirisame "Yeah man…. I mean, WOMAN!" -Varu (talking to Haruka on the Butt-phone) "Hey, Hitler-kids! Go kill Kawa!" -Mat "Okay." -Yosh and Justin "Right about now! Funk soul brotha'!" -Shika "-The irony is that I live in Miami; you can buy drugs here simply by opening your front door and yelling: "Hey! I need some crack!" -Dave Berry "We went to the fair today, and Jen was flirting with the Carnies!" -Anakin "It was just your butt!" -Psycho Jen "Would you shut-UP! You didn't touch anything!" -Anakin "Was that a seagull?! A REAL one?!" -my brother Hami (it's not like we don't live in Florida!) "I'm gonna 'mexian chilly-chomp' your ass!" -my brother Ryonosuke "You seek enlightenment, but you're too blind to see. If I told you I was Jesus would you turn and follow me? Inside of me, inside of you-- the myth of one becoming two If I spoke of Eternity would you crucify me too? Why build a shrine to the race of man, There's no seperation, can't you understand I am God, you are God, we are we are we are we are God I am God, you are God, we are we are we are we are God Give your money to me Just give your money to me 'Cause I can set you free Yeah Look deep within and see the nature of your soul Expand your mind and feel the essence of the hole Inside of you, inside of me-- free will, responsibility You must save or damn yourself, no one else can set you free Why build a shrine to the race of man, There's no seperation, can't you understand I am God, you are God, we are we are we are we are God I am God, you are God, we are we are we are we are God Give your money to me Just give your money to me 'Cause I can set you free Yeah I can set you free Just give your money to me You cannot build a science to allay dispair There is no athiesm, God is everywhere So will you build a temple to the race of man? There's no seperation, can't you understand I am God, you are God, we are we are we are we are God I am God, you are God, we are we are we are we are God Give your money to me Just give your money to me 'Cause I can set you free Yeah" -"I am God", the wise words and koo song of Psykosonik ".... to worship Hitler, king of the Jews! See you at the trash-can!" -Yosh and Justin "If anyone can Ani can I have a hand Like 'Oafy-wand'" -Psycho Jen's Poem about Anakin