Not long ago,
an archeologist was digging through
Asheyu's book-bag, when they discovered
the lost prophecies of the armageddon:
the signs that would lead to the
desitruction of the world.
After translating it out of Shellackian,
this is what the prohecies foretold:
*the
dark-brown prophecies are things that have happened, so
be sure to watch out for the others!1. Libby will
chant: pop-tarts!
2.
The Slice will fall
3.
The shellackies will be released
4. The Shellacky-mobile will be sighted
5.
Asheyu will fall of the wall
6. Jira will evolve
7.
Jira will be ambushed by the salad
8. The broccoli will burn
9. Libby will update her page
10. Akira will draw Asheyu a picture
11. Mrs. Friese will be absent
12. The bee will return
13. Helena will eat fruit
14. The word "shallacky" will flourish
15. Asheyu will spell "Michiru" right
16. Cody will be held hostage
17.
The ants will attack
18.
Akira will go crazy and get all weird
19. The Pentium guys will dance
20. Akira will spawn cookies
21. The Mountain Dew will fly at Sean
22. Helena will get Asheyu a cookie
23. The bee will eat the zamboni
24. Kristianne will ride the calzoni
25. Libby will point out the clouds, again
26. Graham will miss-match his shoes
27. The Pilsbury Dough-boy will rape Akira
28. Tama will fall madly in love with your mom
29.
Akira will be banished
30. Matt will say something stupid
31. Kristianne will break her ankle
32. Micheal Jackson will set the boy's bathroom on fire
33. Libby will use Cody as a shield
34. Matt will wear plaid
35. The dressing will vanish
36. Libby's hat will fall
37.
Someone will teach Asheyu to spell
38.
Cody will fall in the trash can
39. Helena will turn into a British Pimp/reporter/hooker
40.
Asheyu will pass Algebra 2
41.
Jason will cheat on Sparrow
|
