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Well, LFO fans, it's official! There are LFO dolls and we here at Situation Be Silly would like to comment....
But first...here's a look at our 3 hotties all done up in plastic...
To quote Rich (from 5/26/02) "My doll looks like Aaron Cahhhtahhh (Aaron Carter)!!"
First off, let's clear up that we're such hard core LFO fans, that we would actually buy a doll, k?
And just FYI, Cristin got a Rich one for Christmas **Update:Yeah, so I had Rich sign the darn thing! He signed down the leg of the jeans..and boy did I feel like an ass when he was signing it! I was like..just cause I have this I'm making you sign it..and we I pulled it out of my bag he laughed.
1. It amazes us we can buy a damn doll before we can go to a music store and buy a poster or t-shirt or even a keychain or a pen!
2. When we were bitching bout the lack of merchandising, we DIDN'T mean dolls!
3. So the LFO merchandise we own at this point consists of a hat, a keychain, and a bear (which are in pretty sad shape since we've had them for over a year!)and the magnet and calendar we bought a few weeks ago and now we can have a doll?? Can we please just be able to walk into Sam Goody, FYE, or Claire's and be directed to the LFO section and buy "normal" merchandise just like a BSB or Nsync fan? On that note, here's a funny story! One of Cristin's coworkers went searching for an LFO related Christmas present for her last Christmas...when she went into the local Sam Goody and was unable to find LFO merchandise, she asked the friendly clerk for the "LFO section" and was laughed at! Cristin felt really bad for her when her coworker told her this story!
4. Cristin: Can I buy a Rich doll and buy myself a Barbie that looks like me and the Barbie dream house so me and Rich can finally live happily ever after? LOL!
5. We, their 20-something fans, would love to get the dolls and go up to LFO and ask them to sign them...just to see the looks on their face when they try to come to terms with the fact that A: Man, did we really consent to dolls?, B: 20-something fans are buying LFO dolls?, and C: Do I look good in plastic?
6. Since I have yet to see one in stores...and the online store is out of them (major bummage!)...we will have to speculate on the particulars of the dolls...and being the hard core fans we are, we hope they captured the essense of Rich, Brad and Devin by including some of the details dicussed below:
A: The Rich doll BETTER be wearing Adidas shell toe shoes! Well, Cristin got one for Christmas and it DOES have Adidas type shoes on, but Rich has a palm pilot and a camera for accessories which sounds more Brad to us!
B: The Devin doll BETTER have his tattoos and have black Calvin Klein undies on! No Calvins, girls. Very sad. :( But he does have some earrings and one of his tatoos, but unfortunately, he doesn't have the dragon tat which we at Situation Be Silly love so much!
C: From the pictures, it appears that Brad is wearing his black UFO pants and ski hat, but where's his guitar? and where's his bandana? We like the ski hat..but can we have a bandana too?
7. We really want to know who talked them into dolls and wish we could've been a fly on the wall for that meeting!
8. We're sure they don't make additional outfits for the LFO dolls, so just like LFO, the dolls we be in the same clothes all the time!
9. Promise us they won't tear themselves out of their boxes and come alive in the middle of the night like N'sync....unless...like our friend, Sheri, mentioned "An alive Rich doll would kick butt...He can sing you to sleep at night! Can't you just see him jumping down, sitting on your pillow next to your ear, and singing, "Sometimes it's black, sometimes it's white, sometimes you just cant sleep at night..." Forget counting sheep! You have a RICH DOLL! (or Brad, or Devin!)
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