Sorority Girls


What's a sorority girl's idea of natural childbirth?
        No makeup.

What's the difference between a sorority girl and a barracuda?
        Nail polish.

How do you prevent a sorority girl from having sex?
        Marry her.

What's the difference between a sorority girl and a broom closet?
        Only 2 men fit inside a broom closet at once

What's the difference between a telephone booth and a sorority girl?
        1>You don't need a quarter for the sorority girl.
        2>Only one person can use a telephone at once.

What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?
        A circus is a cunning array of stunts.

What's the difference between a sorority girl and garbage?
        1>Garbage smells better.
        2>Sorority girl attract more flies.

What' the difference between a sorority girl and a vacuum cleaner?
        1>Nothing. They both suck.
        2>You can buy a new vacuum when you get sick of it.
        3>You can buy a new vacuum when it no longer sucks.
        4>When a vacuum cleaner is full of sh*t, its easy to dump the old bag.
        5>A vacuum cleaner can't suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

How do you get four sorority girls on one chair?
        1>Tell them there's a rich guy sitting on it.
        2>Turn the chair upside down and put one sorority girl on each leg.

What's the difference between a tribe of sly pygmies and a sorority girl
track team?
        The tribe of sly pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

What is the difference between a sorority girl and a rooster?
        In the morning a rooster says "cock-a-doodle-doo", while a sorority 
        girl says "any-cock'll-do".

Why does a sorority girl wear underwear?
        To keep her ankles warm.

What's the difference between a sorority girl and a Rolls Royce?
        Not everybody has been in a Rolls Royce.

What does the Bermuda Triangle and Sorority girls have in common?
        They both swallow semen.

What do you call 24 sorority girls walking down the street?
        A case of Schlitz.

What's the difference between a sorority girl and parsley?
        You don't eat parsley.

Why are a sorority girl and a tampon similar?
        They are both stuck up cunts.

What do you say to a sorority girl that won't give in?
        "Have another beer."

What does a sorority girl make for dinner?
        Reservations.

Why does a sorority girl wear a gold diaphragm?
        So her boyfriend will think he is coming into money.

What is foreplay for a sorority girl?
        Thirty minutes of begging.

What did the sorority girl say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?
        Oh, Daaaaddy, it's ok, I'm not hurt.

What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a sorority
girl?
        A prostitute says "Are you done yet?", a nymphomaniac says "You're
        done already?", and a sorority girl says "Beige...I think I'll
        paint the ceiling beige."