The 15 top side effects of the Orgasm Pill
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15  Forget your anniversary?  No problem.  Forget to stop at the pharmacy?
    Kiss your sorry ass good-bye.

14  More huge smiles & dazed looks than at a Moonie mass wedding.

13  Entire male population puts on their Nikes, knits a purple shroud, and
    sits down for a nice lunch of applesauce and vodka.

12  Spiking the punch *really* shakes things up at the Senior Prom.

11  The President finds he has much more time to deny allegations.

10  Sen. Orrin Hatch withdraws Constitutional Amendment to ban pill after a
    good ass-kicking from Mrs. Hatch.

 9  Undertakers working overtime to wipe those smiles off.

 8  Severe sales slump forces the Energizer Bunny to look for work elsewhere

 7  Finally, after several decades -- a new topic for Country-Western songs!

 6  The Betty Ford Clinic adds a new wing.

 5  Due to unexpected flashbacks, housewives everywhere are being banned
    from the supermarket.

 4  Porno movie casts pared down to a woman and a glass of water.

 3  "Hi, handsome.  The bartender tells me you're a pharmacist..."

 2  "Coming, Mother!" takes on a whole new meaning.

and the Number 1 Side-Effect of the Female Orgasm Pill...

 1  Janet Reno cracks a smile.