-Things that annoy me...

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"  Didn't really give me a choice,
did ya there buddy?

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.  I know where my
watch is buddy, where the hell is yours?  Do I point at my crotch when I ask
where the bathroom is?

The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he has no genitals.

When something is "new and improved", which is it?  If it's new, then there
has never been anything before it.  If it's an improvement, then there must
have been something wrong with it before.

People who are willing to get off their ass to search the room for the TV
remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fuck off.
What good is a goddamn cake you can't eat?  What, should I eat, someone
else's cake instead?

When people say "It's always in the last place you look".  Of course it is.
Why would you keep looking after you've found it?  Do people really do this?
Who and where are they?