THE WORLD's 20 SHORTEST BOOKS
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20.  "The Book of Virtues" by Bill Clinton
19.  "My Plan To Find The Real Killers" by OJ Simpson
18.  Human Rights Advances in China
17.  America's Most Popular Lawyers
16.  Career Opportunities for Liberal Arts Majors
15.  Detroit - A Travel Guide
14.  Different Ways to Spell "Bob"
13.  Dr. Kevorkian's Collection of Motivational Speeches
12.  Easy UNIX
11.  Al Gore: The Wild Years
10.  Everything Men Know About Women
9.   Everything Women Know About Men
8.   French Hospitality
7.   George Foreman's Big Book of Baby Names
6.   "How to Sustain a Musical Career" by Art Garfunkel
5.   Mike Tyson's Guide to Dating Etiquette
4.   One Hundred and One Spotted Owl Recipes by the EPA
3.   "Things I Wouldn't Do for Money" by Dennis Rodman
2.   The Amish Phone Directory

And the number one World's Shortest Book:

1. The Programmer's Guide to Fashion