There is a town in Newfoundland, Canada called Dildo.
   [Population: 78% female.]

In Kentucky, 50% of the people who get married for the first time are 
teenagers.
   [81% are brother and sister.]

If an orangutan belches at you, watch out.  He's warning you to stay out of 
his territory.
   [It's a male thing.]

Einstein couldn't speak fluently when he was nine.  His parents thought he 
might be retarded.
   [Once he started speaking, they couldn't understand him.]

In Los Angeles, there are fewer people than there are automobiles.
   [And more screen writers than people.]

About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're still sitting 
on it.
   [The other two thirds are men who don't bother.]

You're more likely to get stung by a bee on a windy day that in any other 
weather.
   [Therefore, never break wind at a bee.]

How can you tell when a gorilla is angry? It sticks its tongue out.
   [How can you tell when he's horny?]

The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million.
   [By a VERY lonely farmer.]

A sneeze zooms out of your mouth at over 600 m.p.h.
   [Along with everything else in your mouth at the time.]

The Neanderthal's brain was bigger than yours is.
   [But he couldn't surf the Internet.]

Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
   [All ducks in Finland wear pants.]

The average bank teller loses about $250 every year.
   [Probably why banks have service charges.]

What color was Christopher Columbus's hair?  Blonde.
   [He was lost and wouldn't ask for directions; yep, a blonde male.]

In 1980, there was only one country in the world with no telephones - Bhutan.
   [Residents had to go to another country to make 1-900 calls.]

The most extras ever used in a movie was 300,000, for the film Gandhi in 1981.
   [Union regulations require each one be listed in the credits.]

Bubble gum contains rubber.
   [But should not be used as a condom.]

You can only smell 1/20th as well as a dog.
   [Dogs compensate by smelling really bad.]

Only 55% of all Americans know that the sun is a star.
   [74% think Madonna is.]

The sex organ on a male spider is located at the end of one of its legs.
   [A female spider has a 1 in 8 chance of getting pregnant.]

Even if you cut off a cockroach's head, it can live for several weeks.
   [But it will hold a grudge much longer.]

In 75% of American households, women manage the money and pay the bills.
   [25% of Americans are bachelors.]