ODE TO BEER!
     Sung to "Do Re Mi" from The Sound of Music

  DOUGH... the stuff, that buys me beer

  RAY..... the guy that sells me beer

  ME...... the one, who drinks the beer

  FAR..... a long run to get beer

  SO...... I'll have another beer

  LA...... La la la la la  beer

  TEA...... no thanks, I'm drinking beer

  That will leave me with no DOUGH.....

               M. Beam