THAT'S ILLEGAL???

Oral sex between a man and a woman is illegal in the states of Alabama, 
Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Lousiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, 
Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode
Island, Utah, Virginia, and Washington D.C.

If a man's erection shows through their clothes in the states of Arizona,
Florida, Idaho, Indiana, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Nebraska, Nevada, New
York, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont,
Washington DC, or Wisconsin, he is committing a crime punishable by
imprisonment.

In Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Mississippi, New Mexico and North Carolina,
cohabitation is illegal.

In Bozeman, MO., couples engaging in sexual activity (in the nude) in their
own front yard after sundown, is prohibited by law.

It is unlawful in Kentucky for a woman to wear a swimming suit on the
highwwy unless she is being accompanied by two police officers.

It is against the law in New Mexico for people to engage in sexual activity
with armadillos.

The same goes for sheep in Montana.

It is illegal for couples to sleep together naked in hotels in Hastings,
Nebraska.

In the town of Alexandria, Minn., a man cannot legally make love to his
wife if his breath reeks of garlic, onions, or sardines.

It's against the law in Maryville, Mo., for women to sport a corset because
"the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young
woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male."

A woman can be charged with a misdemeanor, in Tremonton, Utah, if she has
sex with a man in an ambulance.  The guy, on the other hand, will not be
charged.

In Georgia, both adultery and intercourse between unmarried couples are
against the state laws.