Psychological Aspects of Farting: 1. Vain: one who loves to smell his own fart 2. Elegant: one who farts discreetly 3. Amiable: one who loves the smell of other people's farts 4. Proud: one who thinks that his farts are exceptionally pleasant 5. Shy: one who releases a silent fart, then blushes 6. Impudent: one who farts out loud, then laughs 7. Scientific: one who farts regularly but is concerned with pollution 8. Boisterous: one who farts out loudly 9. Messy: one who farts and leaves a residue 10. Unfortunate: one who tries to fart but shits instead 11. Nervous: one who stops in the middle of a fart 12. Honest: one who admits he farted, but offers a good medical reason 13. Dishonest: one who farts and blames it on his dog 14. Persistent: one who can't stop farting 15. Foolish: one who suppresses a fart for hours 16. Thrifty: one who always has fart reserved 17. Anti-social: one who excuses himself and farts in private 18. Strategic: one who conceals his farts with loud laughter 19. Artistic: one whose farts have flavour 20. Intellectual: one who can determine the smell of his neighbour's fart 21. Athletic: one who farts with the slightest exertion 22. Sadistic: one who farts in bed then puts the sheet over his bedmate 23. Miserable: one who truly enjoys a fart, but can't 24. Sensitive: one who farts, then starts crying 25. Aquatic: one who farts in the bath then burst the bubbles with his toes 26. Efficient: one who farts, shits and pisses at the same time