*** DUMB QUOTES TO SOME -- PROFOUND WISDOM FOR OTHERS *****

** A closed mouth gathers no feet.

** A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

** A penny saved is ridiculous.

** All that glitters has a high refractive index.

** Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

** Anarchy is better than no government at all.

** Earn cash in your spare time...blackmail friends.

** Entropy isn't what it used to be.

** It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.

** It works better if you plug it in.

** It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.

** Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.