The following list is a comedic look at the book, "Dianetics",  and its 
author, the world-renowned, highly-esteemed, late science fiction 
writer/adventurer/yachtsman/horticulturist L. Ron Hubbard.  In it we 
stretch the truth, bend the facts, and probably even make up some stuff.  
Nothing you read here should be taken seriously.  I'm sure the 
Scientologists are fine people.  Okay, I'm not *really* sure, but there's 
always the remote chance that they're fine people, isn't there?   
Regardless, we don't want them suing us (not that they're famous for doing 
that or anything), so don't believe anything you read here.  Just laugh at 
it, then go back to your jobs.

The Top 15 Least Known Chapters in "Dianetics"  

15. "Getting Chicks To Say Yes: L. Ron Answers the Booty Call"  
14. "Hey, If It's In a Bestseller, It MUST Be True!"  
13. "Travolta 3:16"  
12. "Making Your Own E-meter With Dixie Cups And Duct Tape"  
11. "Chapter 26: In Which Luke Discovers that L. Ron Vader is His Real Father"  
10. "Chapter 5: Rush Limbaugh Is A Big Fat Idiot"  
 9. "'Old Mother' Hubbard -- L. Ron, the Transvestite Years"  
 8. "Chapter 12: Geez, You're Still Buying This, Aren't You?"  
 7. "The Human Mind: That Vast Realm Half an Inch Behind the  Forehead (Two 
    Inches Back for Scott Hamilton)"  
 6. "When a Lawsuit Hits Your Eye, Like a Big Pizza Pie, That's Scientology"  
 5. "He's NOT the Telescope Guy!"  
 4. "Chapter 11 - How To File For It"  
 3. "Movie Stars -- Are They Gullible, or What?"  
 2. "Chapter 3: Post This on the Internet and We'll Sue Your Ass!"  
 1. "Commandment Number One: 'Show Me the Money!'"  
  
            They say "You can never go home again,"
               and I guess that's probably true,
        at least until the restraining order runs out.