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(from "Carson's Comedy Classics," weeknights at 11:00pm eastern on the
Family Channel)


ANSWER: Gatorade.
QUESTION: What does an alligator get on welfare?

A: Milk and honey.
Q: What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

A: Clean air, a virgin and a gas station open on Sunday.
Q: Name three things you won't find in Los Angeles.

A: Ben Gay.
Q: Why didn't Mrs. Franklin have any kids?

A: An unmarried woman.
Q: What was Elizabeth Taylor between 3 and 5 pm on June 1, 1952?

A: Disjoint.
Q: What was dat hippie smoking?

A: Until he gets caught.
Q: How long does a United States Congressman serve?

A: David Frost.
Q: On a cold morning what forms on your david?

A: Head and shoulders.
Q: What do you see if you open the trunk of the Godfather's car?

A: "Follow the yellow brick road."
Q: What are good directions to a urologist's office?

A: At both ends.
Q: Where do New Yorkers put their dogs muzzles?

A: Deep freeze.
Q: Name an Eskimo porno film.

A: Bedbug.
Q: What would Republicans use to eavesdrop on a hooker?