TRUE DEFINITIONS

ADULTERY     - the wrong people doing the right thing

COOKIE       - a virgin doughnut

UNCANNY      - a house without a toilet

SISSY        - a man who gets out of bath to take a leak

PUPPY LOVE   - the beginning of a dog's life

NURSE        - a pan handler

ANGEL        - a female spirit who spends most of het time wishing
               she could trade her harp for an upright organ

A KISS       - upper persuasion for lower invasion;
               upstairs shopping for downstairs merchandise

MOTHER'S DAY - nine months after father's day

OLD MAID     - a woman of uncertain age who ain't never been
               married nor nothing;
               a yes girl who has never had a chance to talk

NURSERY      - a place to park last year's fun until it grows up a bit

INTEL        - making tomorrow's mistakes today

Pentium Chip - making more mistakes faster