Amnesia        What did you just ask me?

Apathy         I don't care.

Bigotry        I'm not going to tell someone like you.

Damnation      Go to hell!

Egotistical    I'm the best person to answer that question.

Evasive        Go do your homework.

Flatulent      That question really stinks!

Hostility      If you ask me just one more question, I'll kill you!

Ignorance      I don't know.

Indifference   It doesn't matter.

Insomnia       I stayed awake all last night thinking of the answer.

Masturbation   Your father can handle that question.

Narcissism     Before I answer, tell me, don't I look great?

Over-Protective    I don't know if you're ready for the answer.

Paranoid       You probably think I don't know the answer, do you?

Procrastination    I'll tell you tommorow.

Repetitive     I already told you the answer once before.

Self-Centered  Well, I know the answer, that's all that matters.

Suspicious     Why are you asking me all these questions?