Remember when - 
     
A computer was something on TV
 from a science fiction show
A window was something you had to clean 
and ram was the cousin of a goat..
     
Meg was the name of your girlfriend
and gig was your middle finger upright 
Now they all mean different things
and that really mega bytes
     
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano
     
Memory was something you lost with age 
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 1/2" floppy
 you hoped nobody found out.
     
Compress was something you did to the garbage 
not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public 
you'd be in jail for a while
     
Log on was adding wood to the fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road 
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode
     
Cut you did with a pocketknife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu
     
I guess I'll stick to my pen and paper 
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash 
But when it happens they wish they were dead